Wokeness

The act of aggressively pushing for Diversity, Inclusivity, and Equity by discriminating against the "oppressors" with the intent of achieving equity for the "oppressed"

Bob: I swear to God Wokeness has ruined entertainment. All that comes out these days is classics that get "updated" by slapping blackface on the characters or turning them into Mary Sues and then have em make meta jokes to make up for how shitty the end product is.

Tom: Yeah. They should at least try something original and make the female protagonist human. I mean every hero is supposed to have a weakness right?

by StrangeTamer420 September 19, 2023

Woking

A town South West of London with ideal transport links to London Waterloo. It's more than you'd expect from a town in Surrey and, if you don't mind avoiding chavs and so-called 'gangstas', an ideal place to live if you are middle aged. Key landmarks include the Shah Jahan Mosque, the first Mosque in Great Britain, and Rooster Shack, an innovative chicken shop franchise.

"I'm feeling a Peri Burger Meal, you know anywhere good?"
"Rooster Shack in Woking"

by annonysurreyute December 18, 2022

woke

Woke is a mutable ideology that refutes based ideology.

Woke people believe in God but also believe in abortion.

by Smell Test August 28, 2023

Woke

If you have to look up the definition of woke, you're not woke.

Sally: "What's woke?"

Brad: "What you aren't apparently."

by dochollywood February 22, 2018

Woke

A religion recently developed which entails being "woke." To be woke, a Woke Priest must witness you chug sweet tea, then he/she/they/it will slap your chocolate pudding with the back of a spoon, and place the pudding on your nose, and you will be dubbed as "woke."

Lance got me woke yesterday, at Old Country Buffet. I am so woke!

by 1/8 woke March 12, 2017

Woke

A leftist amalgam of cult like faux outrage over perceived and imagined affronts to their personal belief of morality. Normally at odds with their own members of cult like beliefs. The ideologies are ever moving and the cancel culture is used to enforced their beliefs.

Since Joe Rogan stated he would vote for Trump over Biden those with the woke mob are trying to get him cancelled.

by Stick a thumb in it. March 16, 2023

Woke

Having a high level of spiritual enlightenment. Seeing the truth with your minds eye, allowing you to reach higher consciousness.

He has no ego, he isn't concerned with material things or petty issues, he is of the universe, he is woke as fuck

by jilegal February 8, 2017