Winter wife

A female who unwittingly enters into a part-time relationship during the coldest season of the year, as drinking establishments close early and opportunities for casual sex become less available yet prohibitively more expensive, merely to satisfy someone's basic needs. The most contemptuous type of relationship in which a boy whispers sweet-nothings into a girls ear before disappearing for several days without explanation, bringing gifts, slowly objectifying her, treating her as a human condom, eventually terminating the affair when the weather improves or when he has found a suitable replacement.

Distinctive pattern of a winter wife:

- (Autumn equinox)
- Boy snares girl
- Boy invites girl to residence for sex
- (moment of climax)
- Boy turns on Sports channel
- Girl gets bored and goes home
- Boy smiles
- (Spring equinox)
- Boy ends relationship, goes nightclubbing

by Tracymuller December 24, 2012

Winter 2.0

Sping time in Toronto, Canada

Yay Winter is over now all thats left is Winter 2.0 and then Summer!

by ColdNfedup May 12, 2010

Winter is coming

A phrase used to warn that hard times are coming, usually after a period when it seems as though everything is going well.

May be used as a retort to excessive bragging.

"Look at me I just bought a Benz, my stocks are up, my girlfriend's hot, I got the promotion, and you got nothing."

"Yeah well.... Winter is coming, my friend..."

by Winter Warlock February 3, 2012

winter happy hour effect

When you leave happy hour, thinking you are in good shape, but the combination of drinking, and exposure to the cold air outside creates a sudden, intense urge to pee.

I left happy hour last night and it's only two blocks to my house but I got hit with the winter happy hour effect.
Did you make it home in time ?
Eventually got there, but I think the sidewalk in front of Andy's Market is going to be icy this morning.

by J Scotts January 15, 2009

Winter Arc

The time period in which a male teenager aged 14-18 makes bulking and dressing in all black while inserting high quality musical earplugs inside his eardrums, potentially ruining his eyesight because of the amount of caffeine in his body, going to the gym to alter his self-image and potentially not commit suicide.

Guy 1: Bro, why you've been so quiet lately, what's on your mind?
Guy 2: This winter arc.

by Fr0stblade__ January 8, 2023

winter soldier

(noun) A person, especially a member of a political party or a military organization, who is hardcore, who endures during hard times. The opposite of "summer soldier", a phrase used by Thomas Paine to denote (and mock) men who signed up for the Revolutionary War and then quit when the going got tough.

"Most of that outfit quit, but the winter soldiers are still hanging on."

by anarcissie May 21, 2008

Winter Bagels

What it sounds like to say Winnebago wrong.

Instead of saying he saw a Winnebago, the bitch said winter bagels instead.

by Michael Randy “crust” Jackson July 26, 2020