whopper virgin

1. Somebody who's never experienced a massive cock.
2. Somebody who's never eaten at burger king.

You may have slept with 50 men in your life but until you've been with Big Daddy Johnny Holmes you're still a Whopper Virgin!

by Mr Opidopoly December 16, 2008

whoopass

A can "opened up" on someone annoying you. Also comes in permutations of diet, caffeine-free, vanilla, all kinds of fruit flavoring which doesn't really taste like fruit, half-calorie, invisible, Dr. Whoopass, energy-formulated, and the New Whoopass, the last being hated by everyone so the company can make millions when people want to open up a can o Whoopass Classic.

Don't make me open a can o' whoopass!

by Xyzzy February 24, 2005

Ballsack Whopper

Grooming minors whopper whopper penis cum Ballsack Whopper. Tastes like shit, suck my dick. I have children in my basement. Lettuce semen some more semen i banged your mom you have no father, i dipped my balls i your whopper i think i'm gay. Be Gay. These are the lyrics of the remake of the famous burger king ad. This word is also used if you cut off someones balls and use them as meat for a whoppper.

Max is gay and he is eating a Ballsack Whopper that he made from his own balls.

by CoolDudeMcBonerPants May 30, 2023

can of whoopass

A term used when telling someone that you are going to beat them badly. First coined by WWF wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Boy, you best shut up or i'm gonna open up a can of whoopass on ya!

by Danbridge November 22, 2006

diet whoopass

sugar-free ass kicking

Chester: I'm going to kick you ass for some reason!
Simon: Please, sir, I'm a diabetic!
Chester: Okay, sport. I respect your ailment. Okay, now just give me your arm. It's indian-burn time!
Simon: Wow you really opened a can of Diet whoopass on me! I recognize!

by Simon and Chester December 4, 2003

Whopper Toss

When a girl gives a guy a rim job, he then defecates and she throws it across the room and says, "Have it your way".

Walt, Percy and me picked up a few hookers and payed for some whopper tosses.

by Walt Tinkerton January 23, 2010

whoppatron

A totally inept and overwhelmingly useless git

My boss sent me to the shop for...(insert one of tartan paint, long stand,left-handed screwdriver, elbow grease etc.). I went. I am a whoppatron

by dinsdally May 22, 2009