whompus cat

a big nasty hairy stretched cooter

jethro: hey leroy your mom has a whompus cat.

leroy: how do u jethro?

jethro: cause i was in it last night!

by jethro and leroy March 2, 2009

deli whompus

When a girl takes a piece of lunch meat and puts it in her pussy and fingers herself with it then makes a samich with that same piece of meat.

Hannah and Journie sat down and enjoyed a nice Deli Whompus together after climaxing with the chipped turkey

by Billy Badass & Super Duper July 30, 2011

Pocket Full of Whoopass

The act of being Midnight Missioned.

"You've been hit by a pocket full of whoopass."

by Unfortunate Russian March 10, 2009

Whoopsie Doodle

Whoopsie Doodle is a cute, non-offensive way for a kid to tell his mom/dad/teacher he just crapped his pants.

"Uh-oh! I made a whoopsie doodle in my pants!"

by kismet & zee January 17, 2010

whoop whoops

a dirty cops, that doesnt like black people

a cop pulling people over for being black, the whoop whoops are in the corner

by juantin May 28, 2006

whompus

its a substitution for any word you dont want to say, like when there's a teacher around and you dont want to get in trouble. it can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, etc.

"haha you have a small whompus!" , "I'll whack off your whompus if you don't shut up!"

by cat~cat November 23, 2009

diet whoopass

A can of whoopass suitible for diabetics.

Tara: I'm going to open a can of whoopass on ya.
Bob: Please don't, I'm a diabetic.
Tara: Fine then, diet whoopass.

by Kay March 21, 2004