verb. When you take a long hard shit, freeze it, shove it into your girlfriend's vagina while she is on her period, remove it, ejaculate on it, then freeze it again. Remove this period blood cum covered shit from the freezer and serve it for dinner to your in-laws at the next holiday dinner, preferably Christmas dinner.
by Erock182 August 5, 2009
Get the Whomping Melvinmug. To fuck a woman. Literally to smack ones balls on her pussy while you deep dick her.
Also used to describe something as fun or worthwhile.
Also used to describe something as fun or worthwhile.
Man that was some good chomping, pussy whomping fun!
He whomped her pussy!
Hey girl, you up for some pussy whomping?
He whomped her pussy!
Hey girl, you up for some pussy whomping?
by Thlayli February 20, 2003
Get the Pussy Whompingmug. 
When a girl shits on a guys dick during anal then he dilly whomps her with his shit covered dick as a punishment
by riverstyx3636 April 15, 2014
Get the Shitty Whompmug. equivilent of mushroom stamp/slap.
to leave the print of your penis on a chick's face by whomping your cock on them.
to leave the print of your penis on a chick's face by whomping your cock on them.
by The BK Broiler December 16, 2008
Get the dilly whompmug. A voracious sex act in which the male sticks his dick and hands into the vagina, and then masturbates, leaving something looser than Spanish drug law
Person 1: you know when you went to the pisser the other night when we was watchin telly with your mum?
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: she’s bloody done the whomping willow
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: she’s bloody done the whomping willow
by Fiffyen the Gothic December 9, 2017
Get the the whomping willowmug. by jd8973 March 24, 2010
Get the Whompmug.