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no whiffs, brands, or butts

Humorous parody-phrase to mean "no puffin', please!"
Alternative phrases for da "no whiffs, brands, or butts" saying could be either, "no sniffs i.e., what nasally-offended people would frowningly do when they "whiff" the offensive/irritating smell of a cigarette's being puffed, blands instead of "brands" --- as in Marlboros or Winstons --- this word would refer to "lights", as in, non-full-flavor cancer-sticks, or butts", or "no odifs i.e., actions that are odiferous, wands i.e., long tubular objects, or butts".
by QuacksO November 27, 2021
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Whiff

When you miss some shots in an FPS game and everyone starts to become toxic and flames you just because you can't hit your shots.
Me: I whiff every shot but still managed to climb to Diamond in Valorant by learning Viper lineups.
Friend: You don't have a life, do you?
by TR4X January 31, 2022
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The Wild Whiffs

The greatest gang from the wild west who loved to get whiffs of people's bodily odors.

An unstoppable gang who ruled the wild west
"Run its The Wild Whiffs!!!"
"If it aint the ol' Wild Whiffs"
"Its the greatest gang in the west The Wild Whiffs"
by WildWillez December 13, 2020
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WhiFF

Slang term for World Wrestling Federation (WWF, now World Wrestling Entertainment), implying that the product stinks.
I watched the last WhiFF pay per view and I'm never watching another one. They don't give the fans what they want.
by Wordsmith XXX February 3, 2022
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whiff

a whiff is a smelly welly thing that can smell really smelly like a belly whiff nugget
man that boy has a stanky whiff nugget in his butt
by that guy u love and hate June 1, 2020
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New England Whiff

A New England Whiff is the act of smelling a fart from someone across the room. It does not have to be in a confined space however and can just be the act of smelling a fart in general.
Person 1: Yo did you just catch a New England Whiff?
Person 2: Yes, actually I did and I must say it was pretty nasty.
by Englishmajor5697 December 12, 2017
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whiff tip

When a golfer makes a full swinging attempt at a golf ball, makes contact with said golf ball, yet the ball does not move even a centimeter.
Patrick had a whiff tip on the second hole and I fell out of the cart from laughter.
by RichieRich1207 November 14, 2015
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