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whatiffing

Pretending what would happen if you said something really rude or nasty to someone, or if you did something pretty mean or dissed someone on paper in someway.
An example of whatiffing I did today, while typing up a paper:

The world needs to find more fair solutions to the growing environmental situation. We need to look for solutions that are not harmful to the environment, and to try harder to harvest reusable energy. This is some serious shit and we gotta watch our backs ya heard me fat bitch?
by Adel7 January 1, 2008
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WhatIfthatwasism

A type of whataboutism that challenges the target to wonder if they apply their views, perspectives, etc. in different scenarios the exact same way. It is generally used in fallacies such as Black and White, Appeal to Popularity, Appeal to Tradition, Appeal to Authority. It is mostly used in matters that involve human interaction.
"You can't talk to your mother like that?! What if that was your girlfriend or wife?!"
"Your Whatifthatwasism disregards the fact that we always treat people with different positions, for example: In matters of authority, I treat a cop different than I treat a random stranger because of different authorities."
by joelstius March 3, 2021
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whatifdonkeywasntkong

A very gay and weird person, he sometimes can be nice but is mostly annoying. He plays gorilla tag and is ABSOLUTELY DOG POOP.
It’s whatifdonkeywasntkong we can clap this kid
Yeah dude
by donkey=kong July 6, 2022
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