Machete welding machine

Pedophilic rapists in lab coats calling themselves boylover nambla or doctor
Machete welding machine is not a human being
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
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pipe welding

Docking after jizzing. When it dries, your "pipes" are welded together
I almost ripped my foreskin off after pipe welding with Buzzy.
by Perpetual_Stiffy October 18, 2015
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Mug welding

To pulls ones butt cheek apart from the other in order to tighten the poo lasso achieving a fart sounding of a welder and avoiding old man baritone bum.
Hey man glen had chilli last night and he’s doing some bad ass mug welding today.
by Grumpyolturd May 04, 2019
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Glue Weld

When you run out of glue sticks for your hot glue gun so you melt tiny scraps of dry glue as a substitute.
I ran out of glue sticks when I was making my science project, so I had to glue weld the planets to the sticks. It took forever.
by boi_in_a_band December 13, 2018
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duvet welding

To weld ones duvet together with sperm (To rub one off whilst in bed)
Where were you this morning were you in bed duvet welding again.
by ManMitre April 28, 2010
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WELD

(Acronym for "White Entitled Liberal Douche")

A person of Caucasian decent, typically one who is educated, and/or comes from a middle-class or an upper-class background, who holds views that are both socially and politically liberal, and who tend to be pompous and arrogant about their views. This person tends to be a Facebook SJW, spouting off their views on issues such as gay, racial, women's, and animal rights, climate change, etc., but doesn't do any actual activism to support issues they seem to hold dear. WELDs are often times vegan, may be seen driving hybrid vehicles with stickers announcing their views, and believe in their hearts that you are part of the problem if you do not do as they do.
I just saw Grayson's Prius parked at the yoga studio, and it has a bumper sticker that says, "Love animals. Don't eat them." What a WELD.
by jimmy ha-ha February 17, 2022
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wiener weld

When an uncircumcised male gets a circumcise males penis and pulls the excess skin over the circumcised tip. And thus making the two penises look welded together as one.
Hey Casey, do you want to come over later and wiener weld? I've got a fresh clean tip!
by The heights. August 25, 2017
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