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Wasting your biscuit

1) To not live up to your full potential.

2) To bestow large amounts of your biscuit upon those who are not deserving of the biscuit or do not appreciate the biscuit.
1) Did you really drop out of college? You're totally wasting your biscuit.

2) Dude, Greg just threw away the biscuit you gave him. He's totally wasting your biscuit.
by Jucebawks December 28, 2010
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Cock Warming

The act of a Top slipping their erection/Strap into his partner's vagina/ass/mouth in order to keep warm - a more intimate version of spooning.
Matthew held Jake close for a bit of cock warming after sex!

Sarah held Gail cock warming her after sex.
by Cinnamon.Peach.Pie January 7, 2021
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Cock Warming

The action of keeping your vagina on somebodies penis to keep it nice, hard, and warm.
Linda enjoys cock warming for Max.
by x2 AssBandit September 2, 2022
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God's waiting room

A word used to describe any town or village with a high percentage of elderly people such as Tampa Florida, Worthing, UK, Eastbourne, UK
Eastbourne? Don't make me move to God's waiting room, i've still got my own teeth you know
by Wixon November 1, 2007
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Salty Warning

What precum should be called. When giving a blowjob, and not wishing to swallow the jizz, take the slight increase in pre- ejaculate to be a salty warning. Not only does it stop you from coming across like a terrified amatuer, it also means the guy is less likely to hold your head and foil your escape.
"Did you spit after sucking off Craig? Cos jizz tastes like the sea, it's awful"

"Didn't need to. I just paid attention to the salty warning and let him spunk on my face"
by MagickDio March 7, 2010
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cluster waiting to fuck

A large or obviously sham filled situation that is doomed to failure, but much like the lemmings you can do nothing to stop it. Just hope when you encounter it in the wild that you are a voyeur and not a participant.
Johnny could obviously tell that the lemmings' summer retreat seminar and the Acapulco cliff diving competition was a cluster waiting to fuck and luckily he brought lube and a tripod.
by Stimmy & The Riffler October 8, 2008
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