voter

Voters are responsible for deciding the outcome of basically any election, except for instances like the the 2000 presidential election between Al Gore and George W. Bush, when the people of the United States cast a plurality of the votes for the looser. There are many factors that contribute to whether or not a person is likely to vote and, if they do, who they will vote for. The elderly and the well-educated are more likely to vote than the uneducated and the youth, meaning that the people viewing this website are about the least likely people in the world to vote. Wealthy evangelicals are more likely to vote Republican, for instance, while college graduates and minorities are more likely to vote Democrat. It is likely that the people reading this definition are liberal just because they are on Urbandictionary and therefore could contribute to the Democratic cause, but are probly too lazy or young to vote and would rather jusst wine about the issues and hope the magically get fixed.

The voters hold the fates of our lives in their hands. I hope they arn't retarded and vote for someone better than Bush.

by Steve MArtin12 January 24, 2007

voterpussyitus

having too much anxiety to vote your consciense for fear of dis-pleasing the mother in law

my friend Dan voted for Bush and may vote McCain simply to please his mother in law even though he knows this is the morally wrong thing to do. Classic example of voterpussyitus

by Lou-Wii January 12, 2009

voter self-suppression

The failure-to-vote position created by unrelenting exposure to largely unsubstantiated, incorrect election fraud accusations and fever dream, conspiracy theorist lunacy.

I'm a proud 'Merican and I believe that free and fair elections are the foundation of our Republic and the Democratic experiment itself. If our election system is undermined or found corrupt the only logical remedy is voter self-suppression; non-participation as an act of passive defiance will help restore confidence!
(and make victory for non-delusional voters an almost absolute)

by YAWA January 4, 2021

voter fraud

An accusation one makes when they lose an election. This may be used to assert that a given election is rigged.

Thomas: "I don't get why people think the 2020 election was rigged against Trump, I mean, he got way closer than any political scientist thought was possible."
Aiden: "Voter fraud!"

by DoctorFalcon November 10, 2020

Västerort

Västra sidan av Stockholm

(Rinkeby, Rissne, Tensta, Hässelby) som ligger i Västerort

by versacebrother May 7, 2015

Voterchist

Quite possibly the most obnoxious batch of so called 'activists' that currently exist. A voterchist is an individual who fundamentally disregards that voluntaryism and anarchism are both opposed to the electoral process, to everyone's dismay. Although appearing to be an otherwise rational voluntaryist on the outside, the line between voterchist and minarchist with delusions of grandeur is practically non-existent. (See the tragic case of Walter Block)

They will normally support this absurd notion of becoming the state to end the state with mindless appeals to Murray Rothbard and Lysander Spooner, two individuals who didn't think that part of their philosophies all the way through. When cornered by logic, voterchists will often react by calling the other person in the debate a 'quitter', 'nihilist' or anything that makes them feel better about wasting millions of dollars and countless hours of precious time on a doomed bid for overlord.

The vast majority of voterchists are also Paulistas, rabid Ron Paul fellaters in laymen's terms. Most of them wouldn't be bothered by continuing to waste time and energy voting for Gary Johnson however, demonstrating their utter uselessness for any significant moves towards liberty.

Voterchist: Ron Paul is so close to winning, but all we need from everyone is their little bit of six million more dollars! DO YOUR PART FOR LIBERTY.

Agorist: Ehhh, you do realize that statist elections are rigged by their very nature right? Also, don't you think that six million dollars would do wonders for agorist entrepreneurial efforts?

Voterchist: Oh I see...you WANT little kids to get bombed! SHAME ON YOU FOR SUPPORTING THE MURDER OF MILLIONS! STATE LOVER!

Agorist: What?! Where did THAT come from?

Voterchist: Murray Rothbard! Lysander Spooner! Moneybomb! Straw Poll! VOTE OR DIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Agorist: This conversation's a bit fucked.

Voterchist: Stop strawmanning me you filthy hippy! Why are you so insulting you cowardly little wretch!

Agorist: All right, fuck this, I've got *actual* work to do...

Voterchist: Ron Paul work?

Agorist *facepalm*

Voterchist: Our Ron Paul, Who art in Texas, Hallowed it be thy name. Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done. In the White House, As it is in Congress. Give us this day Our daily Constitution. Forgive us our gropes, As we forgive our gropers. And lead us not into big government, But deliver us to federalism. For thine is the limited kingdom, and the enumerated powers, and the glory of the Constitution forever. Amen...Savior Paul 2012

by CancrumOris33 January 11, 2012

Uncle Vester

A name for a child molester - Uncle Vester child molester

Someone who dates extremely young girls will be called Uncle Vester

by BigCbuzzle June 24, 2010