Vladimir

Vladimir more like the ruler of the world, which is stated by his name. Vladimirs are usually attracted to Samsara. Vladimir is usually a Ukrainian not from russia and hates Putin and is not considered a russian stripper.

Vladimir is the coolest pimp of them all.

by David yo boy December 27, 2016

Vladimir

To be extremly attached to males ( young and old ).

Hey dude, look at that guy, he is Vladimir

by Dora Gabe October 11, 2013

Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin is the father and hero of eastern Europe. Invading Ukraine was in the best interests of the Russian regime. This war will bring tremendous success to the Russian people. Ukraine is Russian territory, and it is Putin's job to fuck em' up. Putin also has created a strong economic and military alliance with the world ruler, Chinese Leader Xi Jinping. These two saints will work together in harmony to restore iron-fist leadership in every nation in the world. Joe Biden's testes are not large enough to compete with these gigachads.

Person A: Vladimir Putin is literally so awesome.
Guard: Good job. Your opinion appears to be in line with the requirements of the Kremlin. You will not be shot today.

by Definitions With Class August 11, 2022

Natalia Vladimirovna Poklonskaya

Natalia has annexed Crimea and now your heart.

If you also have her profile as a profile pic your a fucking goofy goober

Natalia Vladimirovna Poklonskaya will annex you and steal all your things.

by Your a Degenerate September 25, 2020

Vladimir Putin

He’s a thick black nigga that runs Russia
He likes to invade Ukrainians assholes
And wants to fuck men

Vladimir Putin Is a faggot

by UrbanDicts February 26, 2022

Vladimir Putin

A Vladimir Putin is when your Russian brothel maid disrespects you while riding your sweet ass trike and you hand her a well deserves Russian beat down with a swift fore hand.

Bro: Hey that foreign chick Anastasia was a real bitch last night.
Homie: Yeah I had to give her the Vladimir Putin on the way home.

by C_Cask June 23, 2014

Vladimir Putin

The best leader to ever exist. No one can out beat him

Vladimir Putin is definitely not forcing me to write this

by Definitely not a Russian agent October 21, 2020