vinegar stroke 

The term being to give an old lady a good rodgering with the aid of lubricant (because she is too old to get wet)

Mr A, sleeps with ol' Mrs Z, with a crusty sensation involved for Mr A. Question is... With all that dryness, does Mrs Z find it a pleasure - Practice the "Vinegar Stroke" tonight and find out for your self!

vinegar stroke by twice nightly September 27, 2008

Vinegar Squid 

1: The collection of sendiment in a bottle of vinegar which floats around as a semi-solid mass but would break apart if one attempted to spoon it out. Completely harmless, but gross nonetheless

2: Cum or mucus free-floating in a thinner (darker) liquid

I was going to have the salad, but one look at the vinegar squid and I went with the soup.

Dude, you need to clean the toilet. I spit in there this morning and the fucker looked like a vinegar squid the bowl was so nasty.

Vinegar Squid by DirtMonkey October 10, 2009

Vinegar Strokes 

Manual clitoral masturbation of a females vagina.

Tarquin realised his luck was in when as soon as he was behind closed doors with Matilda, she had dropped her trolleys and it wasn't long before he was building up the vinegar strokes.

Vinegar Strokes by Bollockhead October 17, 2008

vinegar stroke 

the act of one's silky tip on another's cheek...sleeping or not

dude, i cant believe you just gave me a vinegar stroke

vinegar stroke by stone flint May 31, 2004

Vinegar Vien 

The act of collecting female ejaculate by two finger stimulation.

Smell my fingers because i just pulled a Vinegar Vien

Vinegar Vien by CrotchPuppet April 1, 2009

Vinegar Lollipop 

A fucked-up form of fellatio. The man will not shower for 2 weeks and then the woman (or other dude) will proceed to suck on their partner's balls.

"Gave that bitch the vinegar lollipop last night"

Vinegar Lollipop by sickmuthufuka May 9, 2014

Vinegar Breath 

Vinegar Breath is the act of trapping your significant other under the blankets (Dutch oven can be included in this step) whilst you masturbate. Just as you are at your vinegar stroke you release the blankets and insert yourself into your significant others open mouth as they are gasping for air and release.

My wife scratched me with her fingernails so I gave her vinegar breath

Vinegar Breath by Jizgus August 24, 2017