A contraceptive method dating back to the Vikings.
When having sex with a wench who is unsuitable to bear his children, the Viking pulls out and ejaculates on his knuckles then proceeds to punch the wench in the face.
When having sex with a wench who is unsuitable to bear his children, the Viking pulls out and ejaculates on his knuckles then proceeds to punch the wench in the face.
Mike: so what happened with that chick you took home?
Mark: oh not much...we had sex for a while, but i was too lazy to put a condom on, so I ended up just giving her the old viking hammer...
Mike: Pow! Right in the kisser!
Mark: oh not much...we had sex for a while, but i was too lazy to put a condom on, so I ended up just giving her the old viking hammer...
Mike: Pow! Right in the kisser!
by Grinch11 June 21, 2008
After not seeing my good friend for along while we embraced and gave each other a big ol' Viking Kisses.
by valhalla30498 December 23, 2011
When one sheds tears with a straight face, providing no other indication that what they've experienced has shaken them physically or emotionally.
"Viking tears make you look sensitive, yet strong; have you ever seen that Crying Indian commercial from 1970? Dude was totally crying viking tears"
"Disney movies make me cry, but I don't want to look like a wuss about it, so instead of bawling my eyes out, I shed viking tears. They are the type of tears for men with beards."
"Disney movies make me cry, but I don't want to look like a wuss about it, so instead of bawling my eyes out, I shed viking tears. They are the type of tears for men with beards."
by bobbatuzaaang March 11, 2016
A bored suburban male teenager (often a WASP) who finds delight in the finer arts of barbarism, such as: burglary, arson and senseless vandalism. Sometimes the Suburban Viking actually gets good at what he does, but ultimately gets caught for a stupid reason.
by the ex-Suburban Viking September 02, 2004
When you are engaging in oral sex with your partner, and you whip out your penis the moment you are about to cum, and then, slap them across the face with your cock as long as you are cumming while screaming Viking noises at the top of your lungs.
by KosherBob January 06, 2021
The Techno Viking is a German Techno enthusiast whom makes it his job to defend blue-haired chicks and uphold the balance of bad-assery whereever he goes. With his mighty finger, he will point and strike fear into the hearts of tools who try to run into (copping a feel, maybe?) blue-haired chicks. He will then dance the night away... hell, he's so badass, he drinks from upside-down water bottles!
He's also rumored to be the only one who can withstand the atomic-bomb-like-power of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. This can neither be confirmed or denied, because nobody knows just who the Techno Viking truly is.
See also: Man-Crush
He's also rumored to be the only one who can withstand the atomic-bomb-like-power of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. This can neither be confirmed or denied, because nobody knows just who the Techno Viking truly is.
See also: Man-Crush
The Techno Viking is to Bad-Ass as Andrew Dice Clay is to not being funny.... aka, Techno Viking is pretty fucking badass!
The Techno Viking is to Bad-Ass as Carlos Mencia is to being a rip-off-artist... aka, Techno Viking is pretty badass.
The Techno Viking is to Bad-Ass as Sarah Palin is to complete and utter moron and failure... aka, Techno Viking is pretty badass.
The Techno Viking is to Bad-Ass as Carlos Mencia is to being a rip-off-artist... aka, Techno Viking is pretty badass.
The Techno Viking is to Bad-Ass as Sarah Palin is to complete and utter moron and failure... aka, Techno Viking is pretty badass.
by TedStix June 27, 2010
Viking love is the act of two straight manly men making love, there is nothing homosexual about it as long as nether party makes eye contact. considered an act of strength and brotherhood between men.
Brandon: "hey did you hear about andy And Shane? that shit is fucked up!!"
Backus: "nah man, viking love is all good in the firehouse."
Backus: "nah man, viking love is all good in the firehouse."
by backoos March 04, 2010