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Velociteer

A person who enjoys and often practices activities which involve speed and velocity.
Jane is a velociteer, she must have passed me at more than a hundred miles per hour.
by Jeffip January 17, 2008
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Velocapitalist

velocapitalist — (plural velocapitalists) pronunciation: /vəˈloCAPitalist
1. noun. One who promotes the activity of cycling for transportation, sport, health or recreation and invests in or encourages public investment in cycling infrastructure and commerce.
2. adj. The quality of applying the technology or culture of cycling to acquire wealth or increase individual and societal well-being.
ex. a) “A new breed of velocapitalists is transforming the transportation system in the United States from one based on the power of fossil fuels to one based on human motive power.”
ex. b) “That’s a very velocapitalist approach to the problem, I like the way you think, Wilbur.”
Etymology: from the French velocipede, a term literally meaning “fast foot” applied to precursors of modern bicycles and English capitalist, meaning one who acquires, employs or deals in capital goods, financial instruments or other valuable assets.
by bikologist July 31, 2012
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Velocibation

The act of pleasuring yourself with one or more velociraptors in a shower.
Daymn, she is such a kinky bitch. I heard she's into velocibation and shit.
by Rod Fox III February 23, 2014
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velocilaughter

When some one holds two hands to their chest while laughing fiercely with their mouth open, as they lean towards you and try and touch you with the little arms they've made. They look similar to a velociraptor in this pose.
That girl became a velocilaughter when you told that joke.
by FAKmyself January 15, 2015
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Velocifucker

When an old friend attempts to borrow money and you tell them to fuck off.
Hey can I borrow your money?
Fuck off, Velocifucker!
by Jack the Douche April 3, 2019
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Analar Velocity

The speed at which matter passes through ones digestive system
The analar velocity of my breakfast broke many land speed records this morning
by BananaButt September 11, 2014
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fucking velociraptor

When yo bitch screams the second you stick it in
Be quiet you fucking velociraptor, it’s only 2 inches
by Crunchy puss January 10, 2018
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