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Validate parking

A code word for sucking dick, especially when done in a parking garage, store, restaurant, hospital, movie theatre, or airport. Can be done by or for you from any random person of either gender.
Example 1:
Chris: Where did Becky go?
Charlie: I think she’s going to validate parking for some guy 😉
Example 2:
Nick: Sorry it took so long guys! I just had a guy validate parking for me.
by KGBnick March 28, 2021
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Validation porn

Lazy, shallow, repetitive content or works that only exist to validate the pre-conceived ideals and beliefs of idiots who have radical politics or religious views as their entire personality. Is very low quality and is usually made by bitter, self-obsessed, cynical ideological zombies who use either religion or superficial traits to vindicate themselves of all personal agency.
That breadtuber’s content is just five hours of validation porn.

News outlets these days are just a bunch of validation porn.

Why can’t that loser stop making validation porn and get a real job?
by Magic Squid July 1, 2024
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Mad Valid

Mad Valid is for when people are from Jersey and sometimes they musty and look bad. But when they dance, they mad valid
Ex: "Eww he musty!" "Mans can't dance, he will just fall." "Someone get the paw patrol for this man because he gonna fall!"
*He dances well* "Yo, this mans mad valid." "He still musty doe." My garments drenched! ;)"
by Voidyz February 9, 2021
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MR. VALID

Person 1: Who's that over there?

Person 2: Oh thats MR. VALID

Person 1: Isn't he the gayest person alive.
by Matt_Smith_ December 18, 2022
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Dick Validator

"Dick Validator" (Noun):
A whimsical term referring to a man in a humorous context. In this creative concept, the term suggests a man is responsible for affirming or confirming adherence to stereotypical notions of masculinity. It is used in a “Manly” fashion and in a satirical manner to denote the act of granting a figurative seal of approval to actions or traits deemed conventionally "Manly." Dick Validators may also be referred to as the “Manus” (Man-Iss) in some social settings. This term is not associated with any legitimate validation process or formal recognition in reality.
"As Little Johnny reached the age of thirteen, his quirky family decided to celebrate his transition to adolescence with a whimsical ceremony. In a lighthearted gesture, Uncle Bob, adorned with a comically oversized mustache, assumed the role of the 'Dick Validator,' playfully assessing Johnny's ability to tie a tie, throw a punch, and open a stubborn pickle jar. The family laughed as Uncle Bob, in a 'Manly' fashion, bestowed a mockingly serious 'Manus' seal of approval, officially recognizing Johnny's entrance into the realm of stereotypical masculinity."
by BB COOL November 15, 2023
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Validation by association

As the name suggests: Way of thinking that your association to given problem validates your (often radical) views.
What people doing Validation by Association may say
*i am black, but I think all blacks are evil*
*i am a female, but, I think feminists are stupid*
*I am American, but I think Americans are ignorant"
*I'm not a trump supporter, but I think he is doing great!"
*As a black female lesbian, LGBT is a disgrace to our society*
by Avenold January 15, 2019
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Validity

Knuts
validity these knuts
by Gay bowsers bro July 30, 2021
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