VPILF

1. Vice President I'd Like to Fuck

2. The state of being a hot vice-president

If Barack Obama were elected president, the United States would be deprived of its first ever VPILF.

by Mark Twainz November 1, 2008

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VPILF

Vice.President.I'd.Like.To.Fuck.

aka Sarah Palin

If she does end up getting the Vice President position...which i'm sure she won't.

Who cares if she's a MILF.
Sarah Palin is one hot ass VPILF!

by LReyn18 October 18, 2008

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VPW

VPW stands for vicious power wank, Because sometimes you just need to try a little harder to rub one out.

Person 1: Where are you off to?
Person 2: I'm just off for a VPW
Person 1: ...Fair enough, good luck.

by DrunkenTramp October 10, 2010

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Ah, the classic favorite. You know, all of the sites at school are blocked, but you want to watch some hardcore porn. All you do is install a VPN and boom! Nice videos to jack off to.

If you don't know what a VPN is, it's basically like a bypass program. You see, it bypasses the school's firewall, so you can do what you please.

If you get in trouble, don't come crying to me.

Billy: *wants to watch porn*
Also Billy: *installs NordVPN*
Teacher: Billy, what are you doing?
Billy: *looks at screen with porn* OH SHOOT!
IT REDIRECTED ME TO THE SITE!
Teacher: Close out of it!
Billy: *jacks off and moans*

by XeneronGD November 10, 2019

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VPILF

Acronym standing for "Vice President I'd Like to Fuck". Term not popularly used until the 2008 presidential election.

Pundit 1: Not since Geraldine Ferraro has there been a female vice presidential candidate
Pundit 2: Forget Geraldine Ferraro! Now Sarah Palin, there's a VPILF!
Pundit 1: Word.

by GucciLittlePiggy October 18, 2008

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