vintage deadstock

No longer available in store, more than 20 years old means it is vintage, deadstock means no longer available, could be 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, Y2K

Hey Charli. Thanks for telling me the Sportsgirl dress I’m selling on DePop is vintage deadstock.

by tashiim September 29, 2020

vintage cheese

A very well aged cheese formed in vaginal region of a skanky Bitch that's not been in use for some time e.g "wow that smells pretty Vintage today, I'd hate to eat that smelly cottage cheese ridden Minge".

My pussy feels quite creamy today, not at the Vintage cheese stage yet but im saving it for Brandon to clean out as he likes putting on his crackers with some white wine to go along with it, he likes the delicate tastes :3

by Brandon's a cunt June 28, 2014

Vintage Tank

To be invincible, old school style.

Damn Son! Did you see that epic score? He couldn't be stopped! That's what i call a Vintage Tank!

by Vintage Tank December 26, 2009

Vintage Overkill

When something is brought back from the past and overdone.

Not everyone needs, should, or ought to be a Burlesque Dancer...It's kinda Vintage Overkill (used by artist, Jay Trembly, in a discussion about the "new" popularity of Burlesque Dancing 1/15,11)

by Cratered MoonUnit January 17, 2011

vintage cock shot

Vintage cock shot is a term for second hand photos of a male reproductive organ originating from a previous time.

The word vintage is a more elegant-seeming euphemism for "old" photos.

He sent me a vintage cock shot! He didn't just take this photo- it is recycled! He took it another day for another girl!

by whiteoakgrl17 September 25, 2011

Vintage Troll

An old person who is trying to keep up with social media, is lonely and misses the interaction with people, so he trolls all day in comments and rambles hoping someone will give them the time of the day!

Gio Gia: ... but my social security number is 3 and I sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade!
MC: Poor guy, he's just a vintage troll who hasn't had sex since Eisenhower

by Moroccan Celebrities April 22, 2016

Vintage Winter Blanket

Classification of a mature man used by a younger woman for the purpose of amorous entertainment during the winter months. Also known as a VWB.

She couldn't survive the cold night's of February without her vintage winter blanket.

by The Osirus September 14, 2016