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TBS very funny

not funny at all (so-named due to all of the un-funny shit promoted as "TBS very funny")
Megan: Hey, did you see 'The Ugly Truth'? That Gerard Butler is very funny.

Will: You mean "TBS very funny". Remember, I saw that with you. And I've pretty much blocked it from memory it was so bad. And the balloon sequence at the end had the worst green screen ever. And why can't he stop making movies for just 5 minutes. He was in three movies this month, for Christ's sake. Maybe he should die. THAT would be funny.
by ChuckChaser69 November 5, 2009
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Very Quite

to the greatest extent; completely or absolutely but even more so.
you know what, I quite like Lee Evans. Very Quite. :D xxx
by bigsam42 April 15, 2010
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Verly

The way you love the intelligence of another person.
I verly love you.
by Just Me Bitch Fuck Yeah January 24, 2019
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Very Fine People

"You had some very bad people in that group. But you also had people that were very fine people on both sides." -President Donald J. Trump, 2017
by mad5793 August 22, 2017
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a very potter musical

The best musical/play ever written. based on the harry potter books and movies, but with the actual story revealed. Draco Malfoy finally admits his love for Pigfarts, Redvines are worshipped, and Snape advertises "Cookie Crisp". watch it. now.
Draco : dumbledore?? what an old COOP! i'm transferring to Pigfarts, their headmaster is RUMBLEROAR. he's a lion ; who can TALK .
^^quote from a very potter musical
by supermegafoxyawesomehot25 July 31, 2011
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very carefully

A random punchline that can occur in a conversation showing intense mental prowess and wit... It also makes you douche bag number one. Totally satirical and not pending to the conversation, you're random interjection will at least garner a laugh, or at worst stop the conversation awkwardly.

Usually this can be followed by an OH SNAP to make it seem like it was a score for your team. However, like the song that never ends, anal sex, and zylon b, too much will make you hated by your peers and friends.

To use this (USE VERY CAREFULLY) is a small step process.

STEP 1. The Question: It must be a question asked using the word HOW and have a context: How can we accomplish, how can this happen, etc. Are acceptable. However, How do these two things relate, how are we different, how much is it? cannot be used unless you wanna randomly fuck with people.

STEP 2: Upon the person setting up the context, and you cluing in, quickly blurt out the answer: "VERY CAREFULLY" keep in mind that timing is key, 1-2 seconds max, it has to be clear, and concise right after the "setter-upper" asks the question. Too late and it will not make sense or someone will provide a different solution, such as a real answer in which case, moots your "Very Carefully" and will make every one say WTF MATE?!!
Example:

TEACHER: How did Claudius plan to kill Hamlet?

STUDENT: VERY CAREFULLY

#2

JESSICA: How could she've done this!!!?

FRANK: Very Carefully

Jessica slaps Frank, and then Frank curb stomps the fuck out of Jessica.

#3

CHRIS93: Alright guys how are we gonna kill the elite above the tunnel?

myg0tB3rni3: Very carefully

myg0tB3rni3 then drops a grenade and kills his team.
by Jimblor May 26, 2007
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very close talking

1. the point in a conversation right before a possible kiss when you are standing with your faces awkwardly close, but still talking

2. a euphemism for kissing
1. From the Bounty Hunters episode of "Psych":
Shawn: I call it...very close talking.

2. "No, you didn't see us kissing. We were just doing some...very close talking."
by candidiasis March 3, 2008
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