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A retard russion dat is gonna get shit on friday night.
Some Retard
Valeria by Anonymous March 12, 2003
Valeria is funny, she's a bitch, she's a daddy, and she don't give a fuck about what y'all say, and BTW she ugly
"omg Valeria is daddy asf"
Valeria by imdaddyasfyo December 11, 2017
She's an ugly pig. Who cares only about herself. She manipulates and hurts others. Her hair is damaged and burned. She acts innocents but is actually a demon. She ugly. She ugly she ugly.
Stop hanging out with Valeria she's a bitch
Valeria by Bigdickiedo January 3, 2019
Usually a drugg addict, her favorite drug has to be weed. Has a high pain tolerance,and is very charismatic.So in short WATCH OUT FOR VALERIAS PERIOD.
Olivia: I nearly ran into Valeria

Friend:omg

Olivia: Valeria is sooo nice and has a great personality

Friend: I know right
If you didn’t notice by now this was a joke
Valeria is a bitch
Valeria by Bigdingdong220 December 10, 2021
a bitch that can't spell. she put the as in christmas. jk she as flat as my heartbeat. her husband is bruno mars and she has over reactive nerves. she hates the weather and is almost as closeted as a penguin.hoe hoe hoe. merry f-in quanza. no, she ain't beautiful, and no she ain't special. she looks like she's the before in a hamburger helper commercial. she looks like a little german boy. the only commitment she has is for ramen. and her face kind of resembles harry potter. for appearance refer to #dora #potato #vacuumcleaner #toe #cumdumster #grudge
valeria is such a hoe. look at her eating that ramen.
valeria by brendon_urie June 19, 2017