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valeria

a bitch that can't spell. she put the as in christmas. jk she as flat as my heartbeat. her husband is bruno mars and she has over reactive nerves. she hates the weather and is almost as closeted as a penguin.hoe hoe hoe. merry f-in quanza. no, she ain't beautiful, and no she ain't special. she looks like she's the before in a hamburger helper commercial. she looks like a little german boy. the only commitment she has is for ramen. and her face kind of resembles harry potter. for appearance refer to #dora #potato #vacuumcleaner #toe #cumdumster #grudge

valeria is such a hoe. look at her eating that ramen.

by brendon_urie June 19, 2017