upons

Another way to say "all over" as in "I was all over that". I heard my brother use it and love it, not sure if he made it up or not. Stress the biginning of the word, UPonz.

When they had all you can eat crab legs at the club, I was all upons.
Check my new car, the ladies will be all upons.

by jaimeK May 5, 2007

Peace be upon him

A term typically used by Subarban, middle-class, axis of evil fearing, bourgeois males with metrosexual tendencies before paying-out a mate over a trivial matter under the false projection that they are merely being a bitch, but when in realty, they would be extremely happy if their mate would actually die. This phrase is repeated by their listener if they also feel a serious lust for the person in questions death.

Peter: Fuckin David, peace be upon him, borrowed my favorite Ed Hardy jumper yesterday without even asking! And I was supposed to wear it to Empire Of The Sun Tonight!

Johnny: What a cocksmoker!

Peter: I know.

Johnny: Peace be upon him.

by BobbyMcNato December 13, 2009

uPod

A poor attempt by Microsoft to disclaim Apple's great mp3 player, the iPod, by creating a fake advertisement of an exact replica without iPod's only flaw: a battery that needs to be replaced.

Theres no way an ipod could stay that small if you were required to put in two double-a batteries.

by dell hp sony June 24, 2004

upond

trashy replacement for 'upon.' Just depends upond if they grew up in Indiana.

I will be out of the office on Monday and will reply to your message upond my return on Tuesday.

by MdddfdsfdffdfdssddfSDFSD July 13, 2017

Once Upon a Time Boo

1. Someone who at one point of your life you liked/loved and/or was very special to you (i.e. boyfriend, girlfriend, significant other, someone you dated with potential) who now is nonexistent or acts brand new.

1. "Boo, now don't you go off to Vegas with your boys for a weekend and come back acting like a once upon a time boo!"

by Green Tea Mochi April 11, 2011

Upol

When not eating rice, hiding in the anti-racism forums or studying Upol likes insulting people. His exceedingly small cock lowers his self-esteem to the point where he insults natural genius and wonders.

Such an Upol

by PSEYDONYMSZ June 6, 2016

Once upon a meatball sub

Used when some idiot is trying to be funny. It started when 2 morons were playing a game in which they say a word, then the other would say a different word, and make a sentence.

Ryan: Once
Tucker: Upon
Ryan: A
Tucker: Meatball
Ryan: Sub

by Tookar April 13, 2005