Updesh Patel

A piece of shit human being

"I heard he was tickling his sister in his bed"
"He's probably a Updesh Patel

by Bob_Ross_Fan_69 April 28, 2022

desperatus update

An facebook status that functions to update people on how desperate you are.

Girl 1: Did you hear Kimmy's 3rd baby daddy bounced??

Girl 2: Everybody knows dude! She made a desperatus update!

by newsvava February 10, 2009

updyke

usually reffered to an alabama fan which originated in 2011 when Harvey Updyke poisoned the toomers oaks trees.

refers to lowly bammer fans

Son: look dad an Updyke
Dad: yes son it is a bammer but remember you shouldnt capitalize the u

by autiger3411111 March 11, 2011

windows update

also known as a privacy intrusion, to see how big of a p***y you are. think about the definition versus the pronunciation.

I downloaded a windows update today about a virus that targeted only windows users. Once I downloaded this, i got various error messages saying how scared and afraid i was and how worthless i am to the empire of microsoft, comrade. the virus coudln't possibly be as bad as the updates.

by the_pwner January 28, 2004

Updyke

An updyke is a type of white trash redneck that is particularly unsuccessful in life, has an inferiority complex and is very angry and bitter towards others. Most have little formal education and are prone to violence and profane or derogatory language that is used to make the updyke feel better about himself or herself. The term updyke is largely regional in use with high concentrations in the Southeastern United States, particularly the state of Alabama, as it most often refers to fans of the University of Alabama’s athletic teams.

Don't be an updyke, vandalism is not cool.

Did you see all of those updykes at the Alabama football game?

I can't believe you just said you hate a university, you didn't even graduate from high school. You're such an updyke.

by AUNC201111 March 8, 2011

Updike

The act of leaving a social gathering without first notifying any of your friends.

Derived from the term "up and dip" which is another description of the aforementioned act.

"Where did James go?"
"James was hammered, he probably updiked and is now at home petting his cats and staring at his bikes."

by I'M CLINTON February 26, 2010

Bitch Updo

1)A specific hairdo that frequently belongs to bitches, or just generally unpleasant people. The hair is generally thrown into an awkward, puffy ball on the top of the head because she no care, she do what she want.
2)A person with the aforementioned haircut. Frequently seen in tank tops and fatspiller sweatpants because she thinks she's so hot it doesn't matter. Seen in packs. Will either attack, or fuck you.

Becky is such a bitch updo. She yelled at someone for breathing to loud in an elevator... then made out with him.

by Threeknocksal January 22, 2009