uptight

Someone who is pissy about everything, and can easily make fun of others but takes getting made fun of too seriously.

Nick Skog is a uptight son of a bitch, that poser always makes fun of Aaron, but when Aaron called Nick a pair of horse testicles, Nick went fuckin' crazy.

by Derick Ross, not Punk_101 bullshit March 27, 2003

upto the hilt

to have ones penis completely inserted into a fanny

i.e. upto the hilt of a sword

here..darling..do you mind if i get it upto the hilt tonight

by The Trapster February 12, 2009

keep it uptown

When a girl doesn't want to go all the way, but is more than willing to blow you.

Jeanne didn't always want to give it all up on the first date, but she was all too happy to keep it uptown.

by regord October 15, 2010

uptop

Uptop or up top is a term used to describe New York when people are in the south.

Yo son, I got shoot uptop for my re up, but I'll be back down VA next week.

by cool moses September 3, 2006

uptown

What inmates refer to as being on the outside. Typically referred to as getting out of jail.

The first thing I'm gonna do when I get uptown is get some steak and shrimp.

by drunkbigb February 19, 2007

upturned collar

An upturned collar, often called a "popped collar", is -- as the term obviously states -- a collar that has been upturned. It is best-known for its role during the 2000's as a part of "preppy" culture, something that many believe has worn out its welcome.

College Student 1: "My word, Lawrence, do you see that fellow student with the most audacious dress?"

College Student 2: "Egads! The youth with the upturned collar? Why, he must be visually impaired -- indeed, certainly! -- for he cannot see his current physical state; naturally, if he could, he would relieve his collar of its outdated duty posthaste!"

College Student 1: "Quite."

by Suave Slav September 25, 2006

Uptown Bitch

An independent woman can be described as an Uptown Bitch.

You know you got an uptown bitch when she buys them tittes her damn self.

by breezzy fosheezzy September 1, 2011