Toober

The stupid shit head that walks around in Modern Warfare online and grenade launches people until you rage.

That's the 7th and final time that toober grenade launches me! *BOOM* AHHHHH!

by Dancing_Burritos January 6, 2010

troobs

Natural, non-surgically-enhanced breasts. Generally a compliment, especially when the troobs in question are large or of good quality. Most notable when discovered on a model or porn actress. A portmanteau formed from the words "true" and "boob".

As I watched her walk down the runway, I noticed that she had an impressive pair of troobs.

by Rated P.G. January 24, 2009

Twob

an acronym meaning “totally white overrated bitch”

Omg Jessica is such a twob.

by 121koi January 14, 2018

Toobin

Yet another euphemism for masturbation, self-coined in October 2020 by Jeffery Toobin while on a Zoom call with his closest colleagues. Oh yeah, he didn’t realize he was still on the call when he decided it was time to rub one out.

Don’t bother me, I’m in front of the laptop Toobin it.

by bustapost October 19, 2020

toobin

when somebody masturbates while on a live video chat

"What happened to Dave?"
"He forgot to turn his camera off and got fired for toobin it"

by calvinbutternut October 19, 2020

toobis

A toobis is a fucktard who goes above and beyond the characteristics displayed in a common fucktard.

An ignorant asshole with lower than average intelligence. Tends to rant on subject deemed controversial to enrage others and boost his/her own ego.

"You are such a fucking toobis!"

by Snark July 20, 2004

Toobuff4this

A delightful powerlifter on Instagram with disrespect towards other lifters about bad form or having a stupid or pointless goal while commenting “respectfully 🤝” after his comment.

Damn, TooBuff4This caught me squatting 105x10 with bad form on my 23rd Rad-140 cycle. I should switch it up.

by Thewormydictionaire September 27, 2021