I was hella drunk last night and tweested my exgirlfriend on some weird shit. Now I can't fuck her friends.
by TheARKness October 17, 2009
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by Jenb61 September 25, 2011
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by tweeterbooker May 27, 2009
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by junion June 10, 2010
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