tweested

when you're drunk and writing stupid shit on twitter

I was hella drunk last night and tweested my exgirlfriend on some weird shit. Now I can't fuck her friends.

by TheARKness October 17, 2009

Tweetseeking

Where you enter a purposely vague tweet in order to gain sympathy and attention such as 'I feel really low today' 'Don't men ever get what we mean' etc. The result being that a large portion of your contacts instantly wants to unfollow you. Note; this is the Twitter version of Vaguebooking

Shirley: 'I hate feeling like this'

Everyone else: 'oh no Shirley is Tweetseeking again!'

by Jenb61 September 25, 2011

tweetbook

when your tweet is also used for your facebook status

Kristin needs to stop tweetbooking and be more original!

by tweeterbooker May 27, 2009

tweetch

The sudden, subconscious, and irresistible urge to tweet about every single tiny mundane detail of your day.

Joe - "You know, I really do not need to know when you are about to use the bathroom..."

Mike - "Sorry man, it was just a tweetch."

by junion June 10, 2010

teets mccon

The definition of "Man-with-milk", teets mccon is absolute walking sex. Anyone just to touch his nips should feel ever so privileged as they are perfectly shaped and sized. Mondays are the biggest day for teets mccon however as monday is always milking day, where in some cases 14L has been produced in one squeezing.

i wish i had the nips of teets mccon

by Teetss October 10, 2013

Tweetdown

N. To win an argument on Twitter rendering the other party unable to respond.

"Madison issued that ratchet girl a tweetdown so bad that she didn't come to school today!"

by Big Alamo October 19, 2013

tweet spot

a tweet that reaches new levels of likes and retweets

Did you see my latest tweet? It had over 2 likes. I hit that tweet spot real good.

by Richard Phuoc Le May 31, 2016