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I'll Be Watching You

The most succesful stalker known to man.
Every breath you take/ Every move you make/ I'll be watching you
by Patricko86 November 14, 2011
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Twitching

Simping and defending a very popular e-girl that has a reputation for doing horrible shit online. Basically white knighting women that should burn in hell.
I can't believe Twitch is still twitching for Alinity, dude.
by A random nobody :) August 3, 2020
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milf-watching

When a single person or a group of friends goes to a large dept. store, like Wal-Mart or the mall, and checks out all the young attractive mothers shopping for their children. Usually happens around the holiday season.
Marek- "Dude, I'm so bored right now, I'm really sick of watching porn."

Craig- "Let's go milf-watching then. Their are alot of Milfs at Wal-Mart, I've heard."
by ShawnM23 December 24, 2008
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I'm watching you

I'm watching you
i'm watching you
by plat333 January 11, 2021
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Binge Watching

BingeWatching-Meaning staying on for days or weeks watching Tv,Youtube,Netflix or Hulu etc.
Im going to be Binge watching Stanger Things this weekend!
by Itz_Tati May 26, 2018
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Speed Watching

The act of watching a movie or TV show by either skipping through it or using fast forward, only pausing to watch certain sections. This technique might be used for a number of reasons due to;

1. The show/movie being slow or boring so as to get to the more exciting parts.
2. Re-watching a show or movie in order to get to your favorite scenes or sections.
3. You don't have enough time to watch the whole show/movie at normal speed.
1. 'The plot and story line of that movie was so appalling that I just ended up speed watching it to get to the fighting scenes'.

2. 'I must of watch that porno you lent me a hundred times by now. I usually just end up speed watching it up to the bit with the hot as blonde twins'.

3. 'I didn't have enough time before class to watch the documentary that the lecture wanted us to, so I just speed watched it. I think that i got the general idea and the important bits out of it'.
by Benson C October 7, 2008
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Teaching a pig to sing

A quote from Robert Heinlein: Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.

Usually applied to someone that has a character flaw or annoying habit they will never change because they simply aren't able to.
A person with bad hygiene - you tell them they stink but they don't really care.
"Getting you to clean your room is like teaching a pig to sing; it's a waste of my time and all it does is annoy you."
by BigRed60 August 1, 2009
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