TurtleNeck Chode

A stumpy, fat, veiny, uncircumcised penis.

Sammy and Jessy Carter have turtleneck chodes!

by Dirty Joe Dirt April 17, 2011

turtleneckalicious

Someone who wears a turtleneck and is also delicious.

Rob Steffi is turtleneckalicious.

by Carmen E. November 1, 2006

Tuttling

1.)To cause any object to malfunction,cease to be, break, be harmed, destroyed,stop functioning or any other bad thing that could happen to something you love.

2.)To act in a strange social manner characterized by awkwardness and a lack of dexterity with the ladies.

1.) "Awwww dude you Tuttled my nitro tank!"

2.)" Did you see that kid? He was Tuttling around the chick with huge knockers."

by Alex October 21, 2004

turtleneck sweater

A type of garment worn by either men or women who are particularly prudent or arrogant.

Sally's mom is so uptight, she's always wearing a turtleneck sweater.

by Hobbit Meat April 5, 2007

Turtling

When the had of your penis receedes below the foreskin of your penis.

When it's cold outside or I wear small briefs my penis starts Turtling inside my body

by Bigsquirtnort January 10, 2015

Turtling

When you take all the crap out of someones backpack, flip it inside out, put all the stuff back in and zip it up during class. Usually when the person who owns the backpack is going to the bathroom...

"Mr. Hugger, tell Yari to quit turtling my backpack whenever I leave the class"

"I can't find my homework, it must have gotten thrown away last time my backpack got tutled"

by Laquisha LM May 21, 2008

muddy turtleneck

the shit covered tip or head of the penis after dirty (anal) sex.

After pounding Linsay and Lisa in the ass then blowing the jism in their face, Joe had a muddy turtleneck and needed a shower.

by muddy shovel November 10, 2006