turtle head

Pooop at peaking out of my ass to see you

Whats a four letter word that rhymes with shit? It's just shit

Shit rhymes with Shit

by Robert February 25, 2004

turtle head

Turtle head looks like a dick

Every males have a turtle head.

by SandaimeSpaceMan February 16, 2008

Turtle head

A turtle head is when you go to take a shit but you dont need to go that bad then the crap pokes out your ass and you sat on the bog for ages

Ricegum: Ayye saggytits, you were on the bog for ages, myans was constipapted 😂

Jacob Saggytits: Nah fam, I had a fuckin turtle head

by LigmaAssBalls August 4, 2018

texas turtle head

When you have a turtle head poking out and a guy sticks his dick on the turtle head and keeps shoving it in and out

She was so nasty she wanted me to do a Texas turtle head with her

by im dat guy... April 12, 2015

turtle head

poop about to burst out, usu. at the southern end of a person, but sometimes out of a different crevice of the human body, such as the face

Renee Zellweger, who is a poopy-faced turtle head

by princelessbelle January 20, 2004

turtle head

another name for anuncircumcised penis

My turtle head comes out only when not provoked

by samwise May 28, 2003

Turtle-Head

When one is finished masurbating or having sex, and they don't "wash-up" the head of their penis will form a protective coat of dried semen over time. Effectively creating a "Turtle-Head".

"Man that guy in the showers had a mad Turtle-Head".

by GuyThatChaffesInYourPool July 28, 2014