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Turtle

They are best most awesomest animals know to mankind. They are all cool and slow and like SWAG "yo whatupp im a turtle" Only some people know about their plan to dominate the world and make many explosions in the middle of the ocean... watch out for that supper awesome world dominating turtle!
Dude dat turtle so SWAG!

Wait does it have a bomb?!
....
(you're dead)
by swaggie turtle May 24, 2013
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by Kevin Costner January 19, 2004
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The act of poking your asian girlfriend's nipple inward while saying "turtle!".
Kyle poked Tina's nipple inward and screamed turtle!
by Tinababy January 11, 2009
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"Woha! Look at that turtle!!"
by Andrea and Chelsea August 25, 2005
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Am going too fast within the day, I'd better turtle myself down.
by "Goyo" September 29, 2012
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a boy with a shaved head and a long lanky neck a turtle is well known for telling lies and then getting exposed by his peers
turtle boy :mmmm i just got a blow job from my girlfriend

turtles brother :no you did not you don't even have a girlfriend
by not luis really March 23, 2017
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A girl that is only fine(good looking) enough to get a blow job from.

A girl that no one in the group wants to have sex with but that one buddy of yours has to get a BJ.
Yo so, did you bang the turtle? Nah I just got a BJ. Stop lying bro you joined the turtle club.

It's been a minute since I got some so I picked up a turtle last night.

Bro there's an entire group of turtle's over there begging for to go holla.
by Crazy charismatic August 8, 2017
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