When you open your mouth to speak, you have no control over what comes out. But you can bet it will be something stupid.
Chas: "I halfway partly sometimes almost always never really almost kinda don't have Turridiot's Syndrome."
Brandy: "You're a dolt."
Chas: "Don't harsh on me! I have a Synonym. Syndome. Syntax. Syndrome. Something."
Brandy: "Idiot."
Brandy: "You're a dolt."
Chas: "Don't harsh on me! I have a Synonym. Syndome. Syntax. Syndrome. Something."
Brandy: "Idiot."
by crashlanta April 27, 2011
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by Gatlin123 October 11, 2011
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a) (for people between the ages of 18-25): having sex with your significant other for the sole purpose of placating either your or the sigother's parents by giving them grandchildren to play with
b) (semi-offensive): losing one's virginity in a one night stand
b) (semi-offensive): losing one's virginity in a one night stand
by Sexydimma January 24, 2015
Get the turning on the ignition mug.The Turning Burger is a lesser known (yet undeniably effective) strategy for consuming burgers, sandwiches, and any other foods with the same basic property of multiple ingredients being loosely held together.
The leading heuristic for eating burgers in modern times involves approaching it from one side, and one side only. While this does grant the benefit of allowing one to "eat lazily", this crude and outdated procedure suffers from one major downfall.
Of course, this would be 'meat shift'. According to Urban Dictionary, 'meat shift' is defined as:
"a phenomenon that occurs when eating a hamburger or sandwich exclusively from one side so the meat and other ingredients shift, causing the last couple bites to have an unproportional mixture of ingredients"
Recently, a breakthrough was made and an algorithm, The Turning Burger, has been proved to be optimal for burger consumption. The strategy involves 'turning' the burger slightly after each and every bite. This causes the ingredients to constantly shift towards the center, setting up the optimal last bite, packed full of all the ingredients the burger or sandwich has to offer.
Notes:
- theta, the amount one must 'turn' the burger varies depending on the amount of force the individual applies with each bite as well as the slipperiness of the ingredients at hand
The leading heuristic for eating burgers in modern times involves approaching it from one side, and one side only. While this does grant the benefit of allowing one to "eat lazily", this crude and outdated procedure suffers from one major downfall.
Of course, this would be 'meat shift'. According to Urban Dictionary, 'meat shift' is defined as:
"a phenomenon that occurs when eating a hamburger or sandwich exclusively from one side so the meat and other ingredients shift, causing the last couple bites to have an unproportional mixture of ingredients"
Recently, a breakthrough was made and an algorithm, The Turning Burger, has been proved to be optimal for burger consumption. The strategy involves 'turning' the burger slightly after each and every bite. This causes the ingredients to constantly shift towards the center, setting up the optimal last bite, packed full of all the ingredients the burger or sandwich has to offer.
Notes:
- theta, the amount one must 'turn' the burger varies depending on the amount of force the individual applies with each bite as well as the slipperiness of the ingredients at hand
Person 1: Oh no! My last bite from this burger is all bread!
Person 2: You haven't heard of The Turning Burger? My last bite includes all the ingredients you've always dreamed of!
Person 1: =(
Person 2: You haven't heard of The Turning Burger? My last bite includes all the ingredients you've always dreamed of!
Person 1: =(
by ChickenChomper November 6, 2012
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by cafaro1004 February 4, 2010
Get the Terrine mug.1. A way of describing someone who is possible of doing pretty much anything(must be Roman Catholic).
2. A way of describing someone who is good looking to an absurd amount. A beauty BEYOND the word beautiful.
3. Someone who can kick the shit out of fat little Ass Clowns who have no friends, suck at life, pose off of other people's jokes, are hated by everyone they meet, have ugly ass faces, yet still thinks they are fucking AMAZING. If these things bug you enough to the point of being ready to connect a large metal bat with the persons head, you are probably a "Terrin"
4. Someone who was put on earth to end the lives of Berlingers
2. A way of describing someone who is good looking to an absurd amount. A beauty BEYOND the word beautiful.
3. Someone who can kick the shit out of fat little Ass Clowns who have no friends, suck at life, pose off of other people's jokes, are hated by everyone they meet, have ugly ass faces, yet still thinks they are fucking AMAZING. If these things bug you enough to the point of being ready to connect a large metal bat with the persons head, you are probably a "Terrin"
4. Someone who was put on earth to end the lives of Berlingers
1. Friend: Hey, have you played assassins creed yet?
"Terrin": I don't bother, i can do all of that in real life anyway, so the game just isn't cool.
2. "Wow, your face its just so..."Terrin", it brings tears of joy to my eye just to look upon it.
3. Kid 1: That fucking Berlinger is so annoying, i just wanna kill him
Kid 2: Oh wow, your a "Terrin" too!?
"Terrin": I don't bother, i can do all of that in real life anyway, so the game just isn't cool.
2. "Wow, your face its just so..."Terrin", it brings tears of joy to my eye just to look upon it.
3. Kid 1: That fucking Berlinger is so annoying, i just wanna kill him
Kid 2: Oh wow, your a "Terrin" too!?
by T3hm4Nn January 21, 2008
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