Twyaer

Busted. From the sound a guitar string makes when it snaps.

Dude 1: "Dude, your car is twyaer."
Dude 2: "Dude, I know. I hit a water buffalo."

-or-

Will: "Dad my bike is all twyaer."
Dad: "Go do your homework."

by crashlanta May 09, 2011

Turridiot's Syndrome

When you open your mouth to speak, you have no control over what comes out. But you can bet it will be something stupid.

Chas: "I halfway partly sometimes almost always never really almost kinda don't have Turridiot's Syndrome."
Brandy: "You're a dolt."
Chas: "Don't harsh on me! I have a Synonym. Syndome. Syntax. Syndrome. Something."
Brandy: "Idiot."

by crashlanta April 09, 2011

Miffed

past participle of MILF.
After one crests the apex of "Like To", one graduates to "Did".
Mother I FFuckED. Miffed.

Blake's friend: "Blake, Your mom's a MILF"
Blake's other friend: "Miffed that."
Blake: "Screw you guys."

by crashlanta October 26, 2011