Turridiot's Syndrome

When you open your mouth to speak, you have no control over what comes out. But you can bet it will be something stupid.

Chas: "I halfway partly sometimes almost always never really almost kinda don't have Turridiot's Syndrome."
Brandy: "You're a dolt."
Chas: "Don't harsh on me! I have a Synonym. Syndome. Syntax. Syndrome. Something."
Brandy: "Idiot."

by crashlanta April 27, 2011

Miffed

past participle of MILF.
After one crests the apex of "Like To", one graduates to "Did".
Mother I FFuckED. Miffed.

Blake's friend: "Blake, Your mom's a MILF"
Blake's other friend: "Miffed that."
Blake: "Screw you guys."

by crashlanta October 26, 2011

Twyaer

Busted. From the sound a guitar string makes when it snaps.

Dude 1: "Dude, your car is twyaer."
Dude 2: "Dude, I know. I hit a water buffalo."

-or-

Will: "Dad my bike is all twyaer."
Dad: "Go do your homework."

by crashlanta June 02, 2011