turnpike tan

Similar to a farmers tan, it's the tan lines you get from being in a car for too long.

Man, my left forearm is sunburned but the rest of me is pale. Turnpike tan from driving to Missouri.

by parkca01 October 3, 2012

Turnpike Salad

When a man named Slick Rick meets you along the turnpike and offers to engage in erratic and mainly violent homosexual intercourse with you in order to get some spare change to afford a salad.

Yo bro, that man offered me a turnpike salad….I feel like I should help a brother out, plus it’s a win win!

by CharlieWatson10 October 4, 2021

Baghdadi turnpike

When you and your buddy cum at the same time, while banging a girl, and you make sudden prolonged eye-contact.

Me and Dave accidentally visited the Baghdadi Turnpike last Wednesday with Michelle

by TrumpSucks2k16 May 31, 2023

african turnpike

When you are performing anal sex and a girl sharts on your penis

kyle: Becky and I really hit it off last night, but she hit me with the African Turnpike

Josh: Gross bro, hope you took a shower

by Quinnagin27 October 25, 2018

Turnpike Cruiser

A luxury hardtop full size sedan made by Mercury (nicknamed as "The Big M"), produced from 1957 to 1958, relatively unknown like many late 50s american full size sedans to people who only drool on Tri Five Chevies.

Gerard is a car nerd, he is obsessed with Mercuries especially their late 1950s two and four door hardtop models (Montclair, Monterey, Turnpike Cruiser & Parklane).

by Fairlane57 July 29, 2022

kentucky turnpike

When you're in the act of pissing into a jar and then fucking the jar.

"Bro things got wild last night, I pulled a Kentucky Turnpike "

"Woah sweet."

by asha7 November 15, 2016

New Jersey Turnpike

Sex act when a man ejaculates into a woman’s asshole, then she farts the semen into the man’s mouth who then pukes it up into the woman’s vagina, impregnating her. An act defined by Adam Friedland on the comedy podcast, Cumtown

Adam Friedland was conceived by his parents during a New Jersey Turnpike

by Zamboni_Man March 20, 2023