Baghdadi turnpike

When you and your buddy cum at the same time, while banging a girl, and you make sudden prolonged eye-contact.

Me and Dave accidentally visited the Baghdadi Turnpike last Wednesday with Michelle

by TrumpSucks2k16 May 31, 2023

play the fiddle on the Massachusetts turnpike

farting on someone's penis

Hey, he is really into some weird stuff in the bedroom - he asked me to play the fiddle on the Massachusetts turnpike!

by airda07 June 1, 2023

Tijuana Turnpike

When two or three people go to a graveyard and dig up a male dead body. One person puts their mouth on the body's slightly decayed penis while another person puts their mouth on the body’s slightly decayed anus while the other person or people jump onto the body's stomach shooting the mung through the penis and the anus into the first person's mouth.

Me and the guys are heading to the Tijuana Turnpike this Friday at the graveyard. Be there or be square!

by 4R0W3 June 15, 2023

New Jersey Turnpike

Sex act when a man ejaculates into a woman’s asshole, then she farts the semen into the man’s mouth who then pukes it up into the woman’s vagina, impregnating her. An act defined by Adam Friedland on the comedy podcast, Cumtown

Adam Friedland was conceived by his parents during a New Jersey Turnpike

by Zamboni_Man March 20, 2023

african turnpike

When you are performing anal sex and a girl sharts on your penis

kyle: Becky and I really hit it off last night, but she hit me with the African Turnpike

Josh: Gross bro, hope you took a shower

by Quinnagin27 October 25, 2018

Mexican Turnpike

An all-male threesome in which the participants start out in a three-man gravy train, but the start to turn inwards while wearing apparel from the 70's.

I don't want to go to Jorge's house parties. He gets a bit of alcohol in him and he tries to get me involved in his Mexican Turnpikes.

by Ramrood the Destroyer October 2, 2022

Incan turnpike

The act of masturbating into the anus, then getting a lubricated wooden stake and inserting it into the anus, then proceeding to pull it out, light it on fire, and perform an ancient Incan ritual on it.

Amy and I were going to do an Incan Turnpike later, but we may consider something else first.

by Nightleaf906678 September 15, 2024