Turbert

The pasty substance you find in your pants after a series of awkwardly wet farts.

Dude, I've had a two minute shart in class today, I can feel the turbert starting to glue my crack shut!

by turbert347 April 5, 2011

turdette

The female variant of turd, see turd

Mariah's a total turdette.

by Pedi August 19, 2004

Turger

A half turtle and half hamburger sandwich

burger turtle turger

by pat mcdaddy April 2, 2010

turdette

A word popularized by a certain "Eddie Cebz" of the New City region dating back to the late 1980's.

A rather pleasant and non-descript remark. relating to the insignificance of a female turd. Also see jerkette

"It's my fackin word! ya wanka/turdette!"

by The Original Kid Chameleon July 15, 2006

turbette

A female turbo; an aggressively flirtatious, often attractive young woman who exhibits a lack of social grace. Marked by bad dye jobs, stretch tops/dresses, Guess logo'ed bags, and age-inappropriate use of glitter.

Did you check out the group of turbettes prowling the SPDF last night?

by Wsjaka October 7, 2007

Turetsey

To swear a lot for no good reason in casual conversation. Dropping the F bomb between every other word.

"He's a cool guy and has lots of stories but he is a little turetsey"

by imFamous Chef February 4, 2010

turdedness

An expression of the word turd in a verb form. When something is turded it can be closely described as being crapped on. Turdedness however goes a step further and expresses the shittiness of a situation or action. Can be used in the same context as craziness.

"You won't believe the turdedness I had to deal with today. A cop wrote me a ticket for going 2 km over the limit!"

by sumerwine January 28, 2010