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Madabushi's Turban

When an indian guy puts chloroform in his turban and knocks out a indian woman and has vishnu's way with her on the magic carpet while flying over the taj majal.
Person 1: Hey sandkirth, how do you get so many fine indian women??
Sandkirth: Dude, i pull the madabushi's turban on them, wrks every time...
by poontang6969 April 28, 2012
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turban juice

Maxed infinity pure (25 defence) that plays on runescape. Probably one the most influential pures of all time with his material being all over the web. His funny name has caused many people to put 'turban' in their RSN also.
Q: Yo man! I wanna make a pure on runescape but I don't know who I should be like or what to call myself.
A: Why don't you try be like 'Turban Juice'.
by Duncan_Mersey May 15, 2008
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Turban Twister

A name for an Indian Lookin Person( arab iraqi the whole nine yards)
Watch out for the unibrow'd Turban Twister.
by Sean McDermott January 22, 2004
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Turbanize

To wrap a warm/hot towel around a male's genitalia after a blow job.
If you love your husband you should turbanize him to show how much you care.
by Macy's and 'S.S.' January 18, 2010
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turban power

The innate ability all women seem to have to be able to put their hair up with their towel after a shower while it's still wet, generally resembling a turbanlike shape.
"How do women do that? Why don't they teach me how to put my hair up like that?!"
"Dude, all women have turban power, it's like a secret they don't want to share. Plus- you don't have enough hair to even fit in a towel, man."
by Smatty December 28, 2007
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the turbanator

Osama bin laden.
Any man of mohammedian descent who wishes ill on 'infidels' and urges other followers of islam to destroy (turbanate) the western society
At least the hook handed turbanator is rotting in Belmarsh. Shit all hope of catching the real Turbanator though
by daily mail reader (obviously) November 19, 2004
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Suburban turban

The towels that ladies wear on their heads after a shower. Usually accompanied by a bathrobe.
Look at Meg rockin' her suburban turban man.
by JaredBurns May 26, 2006
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