Joe tried to squeak one out but ended up with butt full of trouser mudd.
Stan went to scratch his ass only to discover a finger full of trouser mudd.
Stan went to scratch his ass only to discover a finger full of trouser mudd.
by Ed Moose December 6, 2007
Get the Trouser Mudd mug.When a woman, usually German, bleeds on a man during intercourse. Usually this act is totally unexpected and extremely intense.
by hugeassnuts November 30, 2009
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The act of wiping wet or damp hands on the bottom of your trouser legs.
Usually performed in the presence of pathetic hand dryers in publice toilets, so can be used often .... Especially around where I live ¬¬
Usually performed in the presence of pathetic hand dryers in publice toilets, so can be used often .... Especially around where I live ¬¬
Person 1: Hey dude, did you use that hand dryer?
Person 2: No man, it was pathetic, had to use a trouser towel.
Person 1: Same here dude, it SUCKED!
Person 2: No man, it was pathetic, had to use a trouser towel.
Person 1: Same here dude, it SUCKED!
by TommyK1993 July 16, 2010
Get the Trouser Towel mug.Another word for a vagina. If the penis is a trout the vagina is the buffer.
When the penis(trout) moves in and out of the vagina(buffer) it gets buffed. Hence a trout buffer
Also a derogatory term to call someone.
When the penis(trout) moves in and out of the vagina(buffer) it gets buffed. Hence a trout buffer
Also a derogatory term to call someone.
Jer: Dude that girl was awesome in bed.
John: What was her best move?
Jer: She had an incredible trout buffer- she rode me on top like she owned it.
John: Word.
John: What was her best move?
Jer: She had an incredible trout buffer- she rode me on top like she owned it.
John: Word.
by Shonk Rager August 21, 2013
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by Toxic_Crusader April 14, 2014
Get the Trout season mug.That nasty individual who routinely goes down on less than savory vaginas. A connoisseur of crummy cunny.
by pooter diddler June 26, 2014
Get the Trout Gobbler mug.A globule of vaginal discharge found in a ladies knickers, thick and sticky like large bogey or lump of snot.
Usually experienced during the "time of the month"
Usually experienced during the "time of the month"
"I got to third base with Sarah but when I pulled my hand out her knickers there was a huge Trouser bogey stuck to my fingers"
by The Yorkshire stripper July 3, 2018
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