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Tongan

Very smelly bitch ass faggot's that Samoans don't like. I've never seen a fuckin' Tongan whoop a Samoan.
Fuck a Tongan, I'll leave a bitch leakin' and split.
by 2LA May 14, 2004
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tongan

Origin from the pacific island kingdom of tonga. tongans are generally referred to as being arrogant at times. tongans love to gossip & are very competitive amongst their own when throwing "lavish" parties on special occasions/events like birthdays, weddings etc. very friendly people, tend to be a little obnoxious. metophorically compared to 'horses.' tongans can hold their liquor & love to party hardy. tongans are big & very proud people so dont fuck with them...they'll hurt you.
Timothy, move or that tongan will shit on you!
by lipstick_armor May 5, 2006
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Tongans

Descendents from the Kingdom of Tonga.

Many traveled away from our homeland for several different reasons: to start over, aspiring hope, a better life, escape the government, or to work and help family in the island.

Just like the Puritans fled for religious freedom or the Quakers on a spiritual pilgrimage, and other cultures reallocating reasons, all were on an exploration of progression, enrichment, or dreams.

However, the connotative deifinition of Tongans now a days, directly gear towards: BIG, FOOTBALL, THE HAKA (which is not a real tongan chant), or FOOD.
...all Tongans can play football...
by naite October 19, 2007
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tonga time

A time to neck the ever living shit outta someone.
Person 1: Hey dude I think it’s Tonga time

Person 2: Oh sweet lets do it together

Person 3: Hey guys what’s u—
Person 3 gets necked

Person 3 : WTF, YOU HOES ARE CUNTS
by LongSasuageRick March 7, 2018
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Tronald Dump

Conspiracy theorist: Climate change is all a hoax, it will start to get cooler.

Smart person. You're following the rhetoric of a politician who thinks that injecting bleach will stop one from transmitting covid. How Tronald Dump of you.
by UltimateDoge July 14, 2021
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tongas

Breasts, boobies, titty bongo's.
She's got a cracking pair of tongas. I'd like to nuzzle in those tongas. The word tongas originates from Manchester Metropolitan University student Bradley Thompson.
by bradley thompson November 16, 2007
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tongan ninja

A funny but crap film.
Funny becos its shit

only 2 funny parts sum 1 wit a brit accent says:"My Name is Chin wa tokasinkodsay ella nooooooohhhhhhh... but u can call me Dwayne".

and a part where a girl has an oversized teddy bear and sum1 walks up 2 her and goes:" Your parents......were eten by godzilla
Tongan Ninja is a very bad quality, shit film which is only really funny cos its a shit copy of kung powwhich kicks ass
by Lucas December 31, 2003
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