Troglodite

A Troglodite is a large creature composed entirely of jam. They once tried to take over the universe and absorbed many innocent people, turning them into Troglodites. A troglodite fears nothing other than a hot cup of tea.

The Troglodite moved toward Sebastian, and shut his quivering lips with a bullet of jam.

by Ryan Fawcett July 19, 2006

Chocolate Troglodyte

Troglodyte - A goblin-type creature which dwells in caves. This is the edible version.

Usage of phrase : "Fuck you you Chocolate Troglodyte!"

by Apocalypse King October 1, 2003

trolled

Being dissed or rejected, usually due to a troll like appearance. Being denied sexual acts because of your hideousness.

I got trolled last night at da club.

by crunkdaddy September 27, 2006

troglidite

Like hardcore guys, only these are guys that go to concerts wearing large army boots, and start fights in the mosh pits and claiming that they have 3 or more testicals because they are so masculine. It is very important that if you encounter one of these kind, that you refrain from big words because they will think you are insulting their masculinity, and attack you

man walks home from concert with boot print on his back because the man was pushed into a troglidites girlfriend.

by mark421 December 30, 2006

Troglodyte

Someone who has no lip and looks like a scarred hairy potato, and is usually British.

Brit: I've heard that people say we are all Troglodytes

Me: Yea we say it because it's true

by MistressChing December 17, 2022

techno-troglodyte

Someone is incapable or unwilling to learn, understand or use technology in any of it's forms.

Formed from techno technology and troglodyte (cave man or woman)

DOES NOT have anything to do with techno music

My grandma can't use a smart phone, computer or even a vcr player, as she is a techno-troglodyte

by Daniel-Lyndie December 2, 2010

Sweet Trolled

When "white boys" try to rap, and a god trolls them very nicely. they have there forth been sweet trolled:D

deuce bag : i am the best at rapping bro

deuce bag: im cool, and i rule, and i hate school, we should smoke weed, fuck that girl named reid, dude i just pead.

sweet troller: match my rhymes. i kill u with my star shine, just give me some time,i give ur girl some 69;)

intelligent person: Boy!! you just got sweet trolled!

by fucker666fucker February 20, 2012