That tizzle off the hizzle foshizzle

"That is off the hook for real" would be the literal meaning of the phrase. It means that something is extremely novel and interesting, and that you're dumb enough to think you sound cool adding "izzle" to the end of your words.

Dude A: Hey dude, have you seen Frank's new car?
Dude B: Why yes I have. That tizzle off the hizzle foshizzle.
Dude A: WTF?!?!?!

by Rosekelly June 22, 2008

drizzle my jizzle on yo mizzles tizzles

I fucked your mom and blew my load all over her tits.

You Velma, I just drizzle my jizzle on yo mizzles tizzles!

by Prof. Stinkbottom October 27, 2004

Alaskan Waffle Sandwich Twizzlerwhip Moose

During some hardcore 3-way intercourse, with 2 obese black men and a white chick...the black men sandwich her (one dick in her vag and one dick in her asshole) while the moose whips her with twizzlers, while someone is stuffing her face with waffles...black men love sugar.

Moose: Last night, I participated the Alaskan Waffle Sandwich Twizzlerwhip Moose with your mom...IT WAS NASTY!

by Humphreyyyyyyyyyyyyyy August 15, 2011

Twizzler Dick

Twisted dicks in a shape that looks like a braid. Braided Dicks.

Oh shizzle they twisted their dicks into a Twizzler Dick

by nodankmemes November 25, 2019

Twizzle SwizzlerZ

Mark and Mike Mooney's band. Alright!

Jam out, ya Twizzle SwizzlerZ dudes!

by solidarity1982 October 2, 2022

swizzle tizzle

a southern snoop dog version of the commonly consumed beverage, sweet tea

What you want to drink? Some swizzle tizzle...my nizzle.

by James Mabry July 10, 2007

Beefy Twizzler

Allowing a girl to smear her period blood on your cock and then wrapping a rubber band around it, giving it the apearance of a massive twizzler.
She may try to eat it.

Damn, that girl gave me a Beefy Twizzler.

by BigBTex June 20, 2010