Triptanoid

A large marijuana nug or rock,not broken down, consisting of a high THC or CBD level that is smoked out of a bong, pipe or smoking device.

Damn brah,that triptanoid has me litty right now .

by TopSoilStrain September 16, 2016

Tristan

Tristan, although not consistently, is one of the coolest, smartest, badass too ever live. Even though he’s not in shape, he’ll outrun you on STILTS! Tristan has had sex with all the girls you could imagine, and respects them too. He’s so rich he has 7 badminton courts and 6 computers. In conclusion, Tristan is way cooler than you.

“Hey Tristan?”
-“Yeah?”
“You’re a sexy beast!”
-“Yeah”

“Oh my god my boyfriends so hot!”
“Yeah he’s a Tristan”

by gabethediabetic May 2, 2018

Tristan

annoying and stupid. but snazzed

Tristan is annoying and stupid

by yeheh June 12, 2019

TRISTAN COLE

TRISTAN IS JUST FUCKING BETTER THAN EVERYONE INCLUDING JOEL AND FINN

TRISTAN COLE🤤🤤🤤🤤

by Nascar and peep is cool asf September 16, 2020

Tristan and Emily

Most amazing couple he loves her more then words can explain. She puts up with his bs no matter what but be rude to her and he will kill you because he loves her so much.

Have you seen Tristan and Emily they are so cute 🥰

by FreddieM98 June 30, 2021

Tristan Lean

She is an amazing jeurl. But she won’t admit it. Really good at letting people how to express their emotions. Should be a psychiatrist instead of a lawyer. (Both you’ll be really great) She always asks how your day was and is really interested on how your day was. And how are you. how r u? When she has something on her mind, she shares it with people she cares about and explains why she feels a certain way about it. She has a beautiful smile. She’s pretty and sometimes she’s sad. Pretty Sad. But mostly pretty. her wisdom. her smile. HER BRAIN. wise beyond her years. And an amazing cook. And an amazing dancer. she smells really really nice. And spells catchup with you as ketchowpi.

Tristan Lean!! You’re the bestest ever!!

by alienship st November 23, 2021

Tristansexual

When your so horny that you fuck your best friend Tristan and you are so attracted to the sex that you only date people named Tristan but they won't go out with you because there into people named shaun. They also butt fuck all the time and eat shit together.

I love Tristan because I'm Tristansexual

by Princess_Wario May 9, 2022