Taiwanese Tissue

When a girl sneezes you immediately ejaculate on her face.

She had bad allergies so I gave her a Taiwanese Tissue.

by rpgslayer73 May 21, 2014

Tissues

A suitable nickname for any boy that struggles with cope with the stresses that an average four year old girl would cope with.

Someone who crys when the going gets even a tiny little bit tough.

D: I can't handle the stress! I'm too busy!

T: STFU, Tissues. Take it like a man.

D: *sniffles*

by The _ Knowledge November 20, 2010

Tissue Princess

A person who is prone to crying or being sad and/or takes pleasure from doing so and receiving attention from doing so.

TissuePrincess: My life sucks, I'm depressed, I'm lonely and I have nothing in my life going well for me
NormalPerson: Stop being such a Tissue Princess

by Zakariski June 6, 2007

erectile tissue

The flesh inside the penis, that supports the function for the penis to erect.

Doctor, Doctor! I can't get an erction anymore, because someone slashed my moonerr.
Do you think they've destroyed my erectile tissue?

by erectism January 11, 2008

wet tissue

worse than a wet blanket...no substance

dat girl be worse den a wet blanket, she be a wet tissue. damn no substance

by superhyphyhyphyhyphy May 5, 2010

Emotional Tissue Box

An Emotional Tissue Box is someone you can come to, to talk about your feelings and emotions. They are there for you, and they are like a tissue box because they quell your tears.

To show how someone is such a good tissue box, call them by a really nice tissue box brand name, like Puffs Plus.

Jonny Waffle: Avery, you dah best.

Avery: I'm here for you man.

Jonny Waffle: You're like Puffs Plus, you Emotional Tissue Box.

Avery: <3

by Jonny Waffle July 14, 2011

Tissue True

When something is an unfortunate realization, thus making the person need a tissue.

When it finally dawned upon Jenna that her friends with benefits relationship with Jason wasn't going anywhere, she realized the whole situation was tissue true.

by Pawpeysid December 9, 2009