Treefaced

Stoned, high on Marijuana

Man, I got so treefaced last night, I thought Death Race was a good movie.

by weeklydig December 18, 2008

treetard

A Retard who dosn't move, thus appearing to be a tree.

Bob: Hey Frank you're a retard, Do you mind if I use you as an example?
Frank: Sure, go ahead
Bob: OK Then, Dont move
Frank: OK Bob
Bob: What A Treetard

by -SaintAnton- January 2, 2008

Treeware

Documents made of paper, like an anablog, in contrast to electronic documents.

Print out the treeware and we can send it via snail mail.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

treetard

An individual who has smoked, or otherwise inhaled drugs into a retarded state of being.

Brad smoked so many trees, that he is now a treetard. For shame.

by el hobo October 29, 2008

Treesa

Treesa is an Asian girl who likes drawing and will doodle on any form of paper that you own. They especially have a habit of drawing penises. They play golf at a mediocre level or probably any other sport that their tiger parents forced them to start at a young age. A tree hugger at heart hence the name TREEsa. Is so freaking good at everything it pisses the haters off. But don't worry, she's always got your back. Be lucky if you are good friends with a Treesa.

Person 1: Who's that girl who keeps whiffing the ball?
Person 2: Oh that's a Treesa, don't worry about it she'll get it eventually no matter how bad her tan lines get.

by Andanay(; (: July 8, 2020

treeman

A great example of someone trying to blow his own trumpet.

Forget treeman that d|g|ta| is a great guy!

by d|g|ta| June 24, 2004

treecat

adj. a state of being;
adj. used by a wascher in their daily vernacular;
n. used to confuse others;
adj. someone's status;
treecat is in the same family as a zj

Samantha Wascher is treecat.
Matt Wascher is also treecat. (facebook status)

"hey, what the fuck is treecat?"
"shit, it's like a zj, if you have to ask, you probably can't afford it."

by wascher October 21, 2008