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dragged tree

A flaccid penis that looks like it has an STI
So Brandon wanted to have sex and then I saw his dragged tree and I got outta there
by TW Flaccid December 30, 2017
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Dollar Tree Addict

Somebody that has a severe obsession with Dollar Tree and refuses to by anything else at other stores.
Alex is your grandma a Dollar Tree Addict LOL!
Jake you're such a Dollar Tree Addict.
by ASS this December 4, 2020
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dodge tree trunk

Big, Girthy, veiny cock possessed by one who drives a dodge.
by Dodge tree trunk October 16, 2021
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doesn't shake a tree

I cannot place the name to the face, and therefore I do not recognize them. Imagine a tree of apples. And when you hold or hug the tree trunk and shake the tree, apples will fall to the ground for you to consume. Well if the apples are not shook hard enough, they might not defy gravity! So gravity is not defied and therefore recognition is not confirmed!
I tried to figure out who you are talking about but it doesn't shake a tree!
by Momandcadenrock May 22, 2018
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Dirty Christmas Tree

When you and your boys all bukake this one chick and the dried cum is like Christmas snow that she wears at her Christmas dinner party
Thad: Yo Chad, wanna come over we’re have a dirty Christmas tree
Chad: no way, is it going to be with Tina? I heard she got Christmas treed last year
Thad: ya bro make sure you drink lots of water, we need you cumming buckets bro
by TheChristmasElf420 November 14, 2020
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dollar tree

a store where you can splurge on cheap crap mostly imported from cheap-labor countries such as China and from the continent of Asia.they sell merchandise that could actually be cheaper than the price of one dollar...but just to be cool they mark everything as one dollar. they are proud that EVERything is a dollar....except now they are offering 5-10 dollar items in the back of the store. some of the dollar tree's items come from BIGGER BRAND NAME STores that can't sell the cheap crap...so they send it to dollar tree...thats why i don't buy food there.
i love dollar tree! i can buy all kinds of stuff that i don't necessarily need. spending my hard earned moneys on things that mean nothing to me, makes my day!
by Lindsey miggysnewbestie February 4, 2008
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david's tree

a tree under which people lose their capability to act in a productive manner. Quite frequently, this great tree causes people's actions to resemble those of a froomer. contrary to popular belief, this term does NOT have a sexual connotation; them bitches do not get mad easy while sitting in the presence of david's tree. the tree,however, is not too big, and therefore is unfortunately an inadequate shield from the sun. keeping this in mind, it is absolutely crucial that one remember to bring a pair of sunglasses, preferably $7 foakleys bought from a haitian, when going to visit this wondrous spot.
bro, i want to play some lax, drink some nattys, and slam some bitches. it'll be so chill.

bro, sounds mad cill, but we cant be going to david's tree then...them bitches ain't mad easy thurr
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