Traffic Jamming

When you find your self in crawling traffic, so you whip out a ballin' mixed CD and dance in your car, and other people start dancing and singing along with you in their respective cars.
The other day, Melanie was in a massive traffic jam, so she threw on Bohemian Rhapsody cranked it, and started rocking out, when she opened her eyes after some sweet air guitar, she noticed that three people in cars around her were Traffic Jamming with her, it made her day.
by udaddict August 23, 2009
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miami traffic

Agressive driving. This is when many people run red lights, almost crash into people and dent cars.
It is also a cheat code in Grand Theft Auto Vice city for the PC.
While in the game, type
MIAMITRAFFIC
by Nikko May 06, 2005
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traffic fishing

Any kind of news published on websites with the sole intention of increasing traffic.
Gus- "hey look, Gamesradar published another 'Babes of the Week' article"
Harold-"Traffic fishing again?"
Arden- "They must be really desperate for ad-money this month"
by FSTK September 05, 2008
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Traffic Jihad

When traffic is at such a standstill you feel like you just want to blow up the entire street/highway you are on.
Jack avoided the traffic jihad on the Belt Pkwy by doing 120 on the shoulder all the way to the bridge.
by Mr. Hoboski March 10, 2009
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ass traffic

the amount of penises that fit in ones ass
1. holy shit you got allot of ass traffic
2. her ass traffic was 4 1/2
3. there was a traffic jam because her ass traffic was only 5
by the chigger April 23, 2004
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flow of traffic

The speed that traffic is going at any given time. Sometimes, it's twenty below the speed limit, sometimes twenty plus over. If you go the speed limit while everyone else is going twenty over, you will get road raged.
However, saying, "I was going with the flow of traffic" to a cop is one way to guarantee getting a ticket.
Officer: I stopped you because you were doing 80 in a 55.
Driver: Offffficceerrr, I was just going with the flow of traffic.
Officer: Does the sign say 'Go with the flow of traffic'? No. It says 'Speed Limit 55'. Here's your ticket.
by Snowflake_love! August 07, 2009
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going traffical

A combination of events that often causes one to become angry usually in a driving environment. A spin-off of going postal, whereas, going postal does not specifically have an event to cause the response.
I knew I was going traffical when I busted his windsheild with a baseball bat.
by jeffbo June 24, 2009
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