Tooting your French horn

The act of preforming oral sex on yourself by pulling both of your legs over your head. Contorting your body into the shape of a French horn with your feet being the mouthpiece and your head being the bell of the horn.

"Did you hear about Jeff trying to "Tooting your French horn?!"
"Yeah, I always knew he was lonely, but damn..."

by x405xarmsdealer May 30, 2013

tooting powder

Eventually, this term comes from the act of actually eating what some may know as "poop," and exhausting some type of powder as the matter is injested.

"My dog was tooting powder, and there was way too much residue in the grass, afterwards."

by Jillian Saint James July 20, 2009

Tosting

Toilet-Posting. Posting on blog or some social networking applications while on the toilet. With the popularity of the internet and new Facebook and mySpace apps on Android, IPhone and Windows phone operating systems, more people are scanning the internet while sitting on the toilet. When they decide to post something from that seat, they are tosting.

I was reading your wall while pinching one off and could not resist tosting my two cents.

by 73kg May 4, 2010

Tarting

To shart whilst twerking

I got Taco Bell on the way to the club and ended up tarting all over the dancefloor...

by Clan Rockfist August 20, 2016

Tirting

Flirting via text messaging.

Text message: "You're a total hottie" starts a slew of flirtatious text messages back and forth. This is no longer flirting, it is called "Tirting".

by q-reina October 27, 2009

Toxting

Txting while intoxicated.

He started toxting his old girlfriends after his third beer.

by Jimmy Jenga December 24, 2009

torfing

to fuck around in any way shape or form.

stop torfing and do your job

by rollout October 11, 2010