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just another big city. overcrowded, overpriced and the weather is only good a few months in the year. great if you have money but terrible if you don’t. most people who live here are wage slaves of some kind with no free time and limited ideas of what fun a night might be (see: drinking or watching sports). move to montreal, vancouver or hamilton if you can make the trip. but the difference is only slightly and subjectively better.

Toronto: just another shithole city! Enjoy.
I moved to Toronto to have sex with girls but only ended with an sexually-transmitted infection. :/
Toronto by clit-tickler June 26, 2018
Did you know? Fun Facts about Toronto:

One quarter of Canada’s population lives within a 160 km radius of Toronto

Toronto is Canada’s largest retail market

There are 100 + languages spoken throughout the city

Over half of Toronto’s labour force has a university degree or college diploma

Toronto is Canada’s number one tourist destination

Toronto is the largest and most important financial centre in all of Canada and the fourth largest in North America. Only New York city, Chicago and Los Angeles are larger.

North America’s largest continuous underground pedestrian system PATH, connects about 1200 stores and restaurants, 50 office towers, five subway stations, Union Station, six major hotels and several entertainment centres under Toronto’s financial core.
How's Toronto treating you?
Toronto by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015
Someone: Hey! What's the best city in Canada?
Another one: Toronto!!
Toronto by awesomecanadian123 February 25, 2017
The best all-round city in Canada. Arts, food, culture, sports, nightlife, and architecture.

Unlike Montreal and Vancouver, More than one street actually looks like a big city.
I'm going to Toronto this weekend to see the Blue Jays play
Toronto by 12ciap21 June 23, 2013
pretty nice place. we have a lot of tim hortons.
"Hey man, I just came back from Toronto!"

"Oh, cool."

TWO WEEKS LATER

"Remember that time I went to Toronto?"

"Heheh, yeah."
Toronto by Itsnotahandle November 27, 2018
toronto has alot of gang shit
toronto by stupid degenerate November 21, 2020