Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets

The only logical explanation for the instant and sudden need to scratch your balls that you can explain to women.

"I couldn't help it, honey! I had to scratch! It was the Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets! You know, tiny little buggers with these giant teeth that just randomly sink their teeth into my sack! Hafta itch that!"

by Blitz77 May 21, 2010

Tooterdonk

Usually reserved for bathroom mishaps. A huge mistake made related to toilet humor.

"Dude I'm so sorry for the huge tooterdonk I left in the basement bathroom....I'll clean it up later. swear."

by otter85 August 1, 2009

Toothepasting

Toothepasting is when you take toothepaste and apply it to your nipples for the euphoric affects.

Dude me and Sam went toothePasting, shit was so cash

by ffol October 14, 2012

tooterus

The male uterus. Where sperm goes, to make butt babies, during gay sex.

Greg was ecstatic to find out that Steves tooterus was willing and able to receive their soon to be offspring.

by blushed88 December 16, 2016

Toothbrush

Step 1:touch some grass while going out side.
Step 2:go to store with money that you acquired legally

Step 3:purchase both toothbrush and toothpaste
Step 4:pay for it you little shit

Step 5 :exit store and go home
Step 7:enter bathroom

Step 8:unpack both toothbrush and toothpaste

Step:9 grab toothpaste and place contents of it on toothbrush

Step 10: place toothbrush in side of mouth and start scrubing
Step 11: try doing it for 2 minutes

Step 12:well done you have now revealed all the cavities in your teeth

Now go to the dentist.

Give me a moment I need to brush my teeth with a normal sized extremly unpretty blue toothbrush

by .... . .-.. .-.. --- October 6, 2023

Twitter Tooter

A Twitter Tooter is someone who paints a glorious picture of themselves through fictitious Twitter postings for the benefit of impressing women or perspective employers who actually check others using the internet as a resource.

Oh No ... I just got a Twit from Jim claiming he spent the afternoon picking up dog droppings at the new ," Bark Park ".

What a , "Twitter Tooter ".

by Susabar July 23, 2009

dreamer-toothed

to have gallons of cum shot into you
relating to the furry porn creator dreamer tooth.

person A: did you hear what happened last night?
person B: yeah, Diana got dreamer-toothed last night

by DOMOWO!!! March 27, 2022