Wee-toning

Failure to urinate amongst a crowd of gentlemen!

Classic James, silently wee-toning

by El_melocoton October 11, 2016

mad toking

toking (ripping from a bong) heavily and for a long period of time

Damn dude, you've been mad toking for the past 10 minutes. Pass me the bong!

by stoneybalogna August 22, 2017

jay tooging

the act of slipping into an elevatoog as the doors are closing. This is typically done by the top 5% who believe their time is worth more than everyone else's. Once you start, you can't stop; it's an addiction.

"Did I just see you jay tooging"
"I will not tolerate jay tooging in MY elevatoog! Get the f*ck out!"
"Hey, wanna go jay tooging?"
"Do you know why I pulled you over son?
Son: no
We have on your record 47 attempts of 1st degree jay tooging"
"Well blow me down skip, your a jay tooger!"
"Never thought I'd talk to a wanted jay tooger"
"I lost my jay tooging license, can I borrow yours?"
"What are you in for?

jay tooging"

by anotherAlex154 November 12, 2018

Shit toking

When you spend time pretending to go to the bathroom just so you can watch tik tok without interruptions

Husband: Are you ok, you’ve been in the bathroom a long time.

Wife: oh yeah, I’m fine. I was just shit toking

by Happy2bmrsp October 10, 2020

drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.

There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.

by thumperconway August 22, 2009

Tooling On

To show someone up who is being a tool.

After that comment he left on Facebook, we decided to begin tooling on him.

by laurianne2010 January 19, 2010

Cock Toking

Sucking cock; puffing on cock; Hog Smoking

Jessica is into cock toking!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008