Tobiazard

The most annoying, disorganised and useless ape there is. Usually has lots of unfinished projects of the wooden variety. Can't maintain a field to save his life.

Seven weeks and the shed still has no roof? You're such a Tobiazard!

by JennacidalManiac September 4, 2019

tobiominaj

made the horrible dog video...

tobiominaj’s video was on my fyp...

by tobiominajhatepage May 7, 2021

godhand.tobi

The and I mean THE best guy on anime TikTok, nobody else can compete with him, he’s on top, and completely unrivaled.

godhand.tobi is so hot!

by ItsMeBreece February 13, 2021

Haha, tööb

Used similarly to "bring it" in response to a situation someone else thinks is dangerous but you know is not due to your massive fucking gun.

swedish arms design bureau in 1955: Okay, listen. We just witnessed an assault on our borders. The cold war is here. We need viable anti-tank weapons.

some silly dude at the earl gustav weapons factory: Haha, tööb.

by Apastalypse December 30, 2018

Tobias Beecher

1)Noun:character played by Lee Tergesen on HBO show Oz.

Arrives in Oz and is made into the bitch of Aryan Brotherhood leader Vern Schillinger who rapes him, makes him lick his boots clean and eat paper.

Beecher then goes insane and does all kinds of productive things such as growing a wack beard,blinding Schillinger,kicking him in the balls before shitting on his face and biting the cock of a would be rapist.

2)adjective-a weak little wiener who goes crazy and kicks the crap out of everyone

yo, that little kid kneed the balls of the guy bullying him. He's such a Tobias Beecher

by Cian July 27, 2007

tobiasfate

Is the one of the world worst gank plank

World best gank plank player TOBIASFATE

by Gank plank July 12, 2017

TobiDei

A slash pairing between Tobi and Deidara from Akatsuki. Normally Tobi is the seme, because he is taller and stronger than Deidara.

Anon1242: What is your favorite slash pairing?
Me: TobiDei.
Anon: I love that pairing! It's so awesome!

by MillyxDei January 20, 2009