tobiazard 

A hairy ballsack.

Mate like this one guy made those kids cry at the gym, such a Tobiazard.

tobiazard by TheMightyHorn September 4, 2019

Tobiazard 

The most annoying, disorganised and useless ape there is. Usually has lots of unfinished projects of the wooden variety. Can't maintain a field to save his life.

Seven weeks and the shed still has no roof? You're such a Tobiazard!

Tobiazard by JennacidalManiac September 4, 2019