toilet

A code word meaning Accidentally having sex with your best friend even though your gay.

Audrey's mother didn't want her going to John's because he still had a penis.

John accidentally fallen into Audrey that night they hung out, they called it Toilet!

by JAN6430958y73hf March 27, 2008

toilet

A shitty experience or circumstance.

I gotta work late... that's fuckin toilet! My girl slepped with my best friend. Fuck her she was a toilet bitch anyway. I ran out of weed... That's some toilet shit right there.

by Dat Dude June 23, 2004

toilet

pronounced "toy-lay". its a perfume you morons!

mary wore her toilet to school today

by jane July 21, 2003

Toilet.

Look it up in the dictionary.

e.g. a toilet

by Hannah February 27, 2003

toilet

Someone who is ugly or rank looking.
Originated in Perth, Western Australia in 2005.

Person A: "What do you think of Robbie?"
Person B: " Absolute toilet"

by Claire Bear May 22, 2006

toilet

I love you but you have pee in your head

Can you tell your brain to use the toilet?

by Krkič October 10, 2019

toiletized

banishment of something, getting something quickly out of your sight (ie: guards!! take this vermin away!!)
a concept or article deemed unworthy and condemned to the real or imaginary porcelain vortex ('dump';'junk yard', 'landfill')

the urban dictionary dics toiletized my concept once again!

jan decided to toiletize the relationship

ace toiletized his body waste

by michael foolsley February 1, 2010