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Toilet

A portal two and interconnected system of other toilets to dispose of many things such as drugs,poop,pee,vomit,grandmas ashes and for the more lonely people children.
Im gonna go use the toilet”
“Why”
“Grandmas last wish
“RIP grandma
by Doornob July 18, 2021
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it's a hole you throw shit at.Nothing much
Guy 1: where have you been .i freaked out when i didn't find you.

Guy 2: Sorry man. probably i slept in the Toilet
by XxSorry_not_sorry_11xX August 3, 2021
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by kiitybunnigirl August 25, 2021
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A place in every suburban home where people go when poop (or pee) is about to be shot out of their butts like a rocket.
i have to poop so bad! i need to go to the toilet!
by POOPIE HAHAHAAHHAHA October 12, 2021
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A toilet is a piece of sanitary hardware that collects human urine and feces, and sometimes toilet paper, usually for disposal. Flush toilets use water, while dry or non-flush toilets do not. They can be designed for a sitting position popular in Europe and North America with a toilet seat, with additional considerations for those with disabilities, or for a squatting posture more popular in Asia (see squat toilet). In urban areas, flush toilets are usually connected to a sewer system that leads to septic tanks in isolated areas. The waste is known as blackwater and the combined effluent including other sources is sewage. Dry toilets are connected to a pit, removable container, composting chamber, or other storage and treatment device, including urine diversion with a urine-diverting toilet.
Hey bro I need to use the toilet!
Oh it’s right next to my bedroom and the closet
by Α January 24, 2022
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soming you flush like (your leftovers)
flush your toilet
by STOBRIDGE January 27, 2022
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A decide simply used for urination and the art of shitting
"I'm gonna go use the toilet, to shit" -man

"Damn my ass is blown away after using that toilet" -woman
by milk.exe May 16, 2022
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